Recipe for a Sci Fi/Fantasy Classic...OR how real life SHOULD be!

Love lasts forever and a day, happily ever after, they ride off into the sunset, the end!
The rare fool who suffers a broken heart finds a spell for it to magically easily mend.

Bad guys get eaten by monsters, cursed by the Gods, vaporized by aliens
or disemboweled, sliced, diced and/or shot by the good guy who always wins

Quests are brief, awesomely exciting and always ultimately successful.
Life is never tedious, just boring or overly endlessly stressful.

New fresh stimulating adventures happen weekly (if not every day.)
The only complaints ever heard are pithy one-liners the heroes say.

Friends are friends, loyal and fiercely devoted until they die or even as haints.
The damsel in distress is always caught before she hits the floor when she faints.

The by-standers get out of the way and cheer on the brave warriors who fight
against the agents of darkness, injustices, and whatever ain't right.

Collateral damage is broken tables, bashed windows and upturned fruit carts
not innocent people with suddenly stilled hearts.

Princesses can kick bad-guy ass along with their knights in shining armor too
But they never lose their grace, their beauty, or their tiaras as they do.

When the story comes to an end....there's always a sequel option left open.
Where the good guys will of course once again as always gloriously win. 

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