Yo. I was on IM with my friend Chris in the wee hours of the morning, and I think a removed observation of conversation between two bleary-eyed people a few states apart is quite entertaining:

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Me: I applied to the infinite fractal loop webring... they're going to reject my ass straight to the tenth moon of Jupiter

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Talking about Chris's big TI-83 program

Me: How long on the calculator? Like bitchy long?
Chris: that first program is enough to make you want to bite your own fingers off and use the bloody nubs left to tear out your eyes

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Discussing the SAT II Math IIC exam I took yesterday morning

Me: I forgot the law of cosines, which blows the ethereal llama...
Chris: adjecent over hypotenuse?
Chris: or some precalc function I can't even contemplate
Me: Something different... you can comprehend it... label the sides of a triangle a,b,c and the opposite angles A,B,C
Me: a^2=b^2+c^2-2bc cosA
Me: It's when you have two sides and the angle between them
Me: No other way to solve, as far as I can tell... at least not in the minute and a half per problem or so I had
Chris: ahh... MY BRAIN!!!! NO TIHNKING ON SUMMER.... IS... BAD... NO GOOD.... ME AM.... FALIN... INTO PIT... OF POOPY... THINGIES!!!
Me: I'm sorry Chris...
Chris: ack... ugg...hrfm...ow?
Me: You'll be okay... go get a drink of water
Chris: how bout some vodka
Chris: or tequila
Me: Sounds good too

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A conversation about e-mail addresses that quickly diverged

Me:speaking of 42, I can't believe you asked for exam #42 on the english final
Chris: hehe... I have my weaknesses
Chris: I also requested the green test packet for teh history final
Me: That was crazy... TLSITFRPOTR got the popular people in class pissed off one last time!! Chris, you provided our final triumph!
Chris: me and my anal retentive testing practices
Chris: WAAAAAHHOOOOOO!!!!!
Chris: dude we kicked so much ass in that class this year... no so much in grades... but in general presentation
Me: Damn right!
Me: We were smooth like butta
Chris: YEAH BABY YEAH
Me: Give it to me! huh!
Chris: Panda butter
Me: Ooooh... yuck... now I just feel dirty
Me: hahahahahaaa
Chris: LOL