Bob – The Gpeat Eighth
Wohdep of the Wopld

Puff the magic dragon, Spawned from the sea, Followed the Ottoman Army To a place called Washington D.C.!!   In which rednecks lived freely, And Bob the evil asexually reproducing pod person   from Hell, An advocate of affirmative action… Ate pickles with our crazy car that takes pictures   every day in the middle of nowhere.   Now Puffy smoked the grass On the White House lawn, And then became quite bored with his life, And decided to marry a fawn Who was actually a disguised agent of Bob, Who is really Keanu Reeves wearing a Russian   Spacesuit. And the fawn suddenly started singing this song:   Bob the great guardian of our sky, We look up to him, as we get high. His great wisdom keeps us on track. He likes to take great amounts of Prozac.   Bob hates Democrat and Republican bones It was he who harassed Paula Jones, Fidel Castro sucks Suddam Hussain die Spice Girls are sluts Scott Bayo gave Cartman pinkeye!   Bob's a freak and full of distortion He's a player and supports abortion. Bob's an advocate of affirmitive action He gave Yeltsin great satisfaction.   Keith Richards looks like a queer There's something weird about monkeys on the backs   of deer, except for cannibalistic, communist, beef-   eating, mutant pickles who abduct Mountain Dew   cans dancing in a circle of bologna, while riding in a   Styrofoam spaceship flown by a frog with a wart   on his left eye that suspiciously looks like Bob   Saget, dating the daughter of a black time bomb,   who is an asexually reproducing evil pod person,   with cheese liver spots and blows diarrhea on   constipated mimes from   HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   the end   I Like Rocky Road Ice Cream!   Written by James and Mr. bivA