--Saturday--
    The following morning they awoke to loud banging at their door. The reply to the knocking was three yawns, some cursing, and much shuffling of covers.
    "Who ordered room service?" Seifer asked, peering through the cracks of his eyelids.
    "What time is it?" Alex asked through a yawn.
    "Where are my pants?" Irvine asked, rummaging through the remains of the bedclothes and the piles of discarded garments. "If I could find them I could answer the damned door."
    "This is the police!" boomed through the room, freezing all three in their tracks. They looked at each other, blinked, and rushed to put on some clothes before answering the door.
    "Alexander West, Irvine Kinneas, and Seifer Almasy?" the rather young looking officer asked.
    "That's us," Seifer said, adjusting the catch on his necklace.
    "Will you please report to the dining room?" the officer asked, taking a step back when he saw the evil glint in Alex's eyes.
    "Only if you dance for us later," Alex purred, scratching the officer's chin on the way past.
    "You're bad," Seifer sighed, pressing his fingers to his temples as they left a rather befuddled officer staring at their door.
    Once in the dining room they found Quistis glaring at them over a cup of cocoa. They didn't say a thing as they crossed the room. Not a syllable was uttered as they took a seat. They barely breathed as Alex and Irvine recognized Rusty, who was seated across from Quistis.
    "I heard about what happened last night," Quistis said, pushing her glasses up on her nose. "Needless to say I'm less than impressed with you."
    "Have you heard our side of the story yet?" Seifer asked.
    "You weren't there," Rusty sneered.
    "No, but we were," Alex snarled back, narrowing his eyes at the patrolman. "You tried to off Irvine and I had to stop you."
    "He looked like some sort of stalker in the dark," Rusty said, directing his statement to Quistis. "I didn't know it was the guy I was looking for."
    "He was drunk," Seifer said, "his breath reeked when we talked with him last night."
    "And the cowboy's also reeked of alcohol," Rusty butted in, "For all I know all of them could have been drunk."
    "That's a lie!" Alex growled, rising to his feet and slamming his hands down. "Ah had ta stop yah befor' yah killed mah boyfriend!"
    The flames in the candles on the tables around them suddenly flared up in intensity, smaller globes of flame forming in the air around Alex.
    "You're a mage," Rusty said without missing a beat, "how interesting."
    "Gold level mage," Alex corrected, "and with more power in my small finger than you have in your entire body."
    "Alex, sit," Irvine and Seifer said, pushing down on his shoulders to get him back into his chair.
    "I'll be in touch," Rusty said, rising from his chair, his icy gaze meeting Alex's fiery one.
    "We'll keep him pacified," Irvine apologized as Rusty strolled off.
    Once the patrolman was out of sight Quistis took a long sip of her cocoa and sighed. "I know you three are right," she said, "that man is giving off a very dark aura."
    "So you believe us?" Seifer asked.
    "Yes, but we have to play it safe and by their rules. And that means no gratuitous displays of power. Do I make myself clear Alex?" she said, emphasizing the mage's name.
    "Yes Ma'am," Alex sighed, wondering why he was being singled out.    "But if he does it again, hit him with a fireball," she smirked as she winked at him. "Let Boomer and Kirinis in on this too. Wouldn't want you to be the only one getting in their licks."
    "Yes Ma'am," all three said, saluting.
    "Dismissed. Go get breakfast and enjoy your vacation."

    Once breakfast was finished, the dishes had been cleared away, and cocoa and coffee refilled, the conversation turned to plans for the day.
    "Skiing, snow boarding, skating, sledding, or sleeping?" Seifer asked, looking at a map of the resort.
    "I'll go for boarding," Alex replied, resting his head on Seifer's shoulder, "always wondered what it would be like."
    "I'll take a nap in front of the fireplace any day," Irvine said, sniffling. He found two sets of eyes fixing glares on him. "I'll stay away from the mini bar, I promise."
    "I'll go boarding with you," Celia said as she waltzed in with Kirinis and Boomer.
    "I see you've recovered," Seifer said, shuffling his maps around to make room for the three women.
    "Washu's miracle cure is the only thing keeping us on our feet right now," Boomer said, turning a chair around to straddle it.
    "That girl is pure genius," Kirinis added in praise to Washu, "her medicine tastes good and kicks virus butt."
    "She's not in the room," Seifer remarked, "and we haven't seen her since last night."
    Three sighs of relief filled the air. "That medicine is good at kicking this nasty cold but tastes like boiled sweat socks," Kirinis said, sticking her tongue out. "Now amount of mouthwash will kill the flavor. I know."
    "She does," Boomer chuckled, "five hotel bottles of rinse and spit and she still says she can taste it."
    "Cherry Cocoa please," Celia said, ordering her breakfast from their waiter before joining the conversation. "Heard all about last night from Quistis. What's our plan for this slime ball?"
    "Nothing at the moment," Alex said, pulling up the collar of his turtleneck to cover his chin, "if he does anything to threaten us again, though, we have been given clearance to do grievous bodily harm."
    "Sweet," Boomer smirked, playing with her sunglasses, which were perched atop her head. "I can think of quite a number of things I'd love to do to him, starting with a plasma bomb up his..."
    "Apricot jam for your pancakes?" Alex asked, heading the blind's train of thought in another direction as the waiter arrived with their breakfast.
    "So, who's for hitting the slopes for me today?" Seifer asked, broaching the subject of plans for the day.
    "I already said I'd give it a try," Alex said, "was never one for winter sports in the past, though, but I'll try anything once."
    "I'll go as well," Celia said, "who knows. You might need a teleporter before the day is over."
    "The lodge is calling my name," Boomer said through a mouthful of pancake, "Look out boys 'cause I'm on the prowl."
    "Eww, gross," Kirinis commented, "have you no manners?"
    "What, you don't like see food?" Boomer retorted, opening her mouth to reveal half chewed pancakes.
    "Thank you for that lovely visual display of immaturity," Seifer sighed, "oh well, the slopes are calling me."
    "And when they call you must answer," Irvine said, staring into his cocoa mug.
    "You're not coming with us?" Alex asked, hugging the cowboy from behind as he passed.
    "I had my outside adventure last night, remember? Besides, I need to catch up on my correspondence. You have your phones if you need to reach me or vice versa."
    "You be good," Seifer said, pushing Irvine's bangs up to kiss him on the forehead, "and keep Boomer out of trouble."
    "Har - dee - farking - hah," Boomer sneered as Celia, Alex, and Seifer left, "I'm a big girl and don't need you telling me what to do!"
    "Boomer McAlloy," Kirinis said in a maternal tone of voice, "sit down and finish your breakfast. Now."
    "Yes mom," Boomer replied plaintively, regaining her seat to resume eating.
    "And that's how it's done," Kirinis said to a gawking Irvine. "Oh waiter, another cup of cocoa please, and this time with a shot of creme de menthe if you please."

<music: 'Final Fantasy theme (techno mix)' - DDR>
    "This view is bloody amazing," Alex remarked, his face pressed to the cable car window as they ascended to the top of the mountain. The sun was peeking over the mountain top, shimmering off of the snow covering the trees like the woods below were made of crystal.
    "We're not even to the top yet hon," Seifer said, embracing Alex from behind and resting his chin on his shoulder. "Once we hit there you'll see a view that is absolutely breathtaking."
    They looked down at the people zipping down the slopes on skis and snow boards, Alex forgetting his fear of heights for a few moments, Seifer enjoying some quality time with his seconds boyfriend.
    "Will you two get a room or something?" Celia sighed, watching Seifer nuzzle Alex's neck.
    "Relax and scope this view," Alex said, motioning Celia to look out at the slopes and the people enjoying them.
    The vampyress gazed out the window beside her in open mouthed awe. "It's like a sea of diamonds down there," she said, adjusting her sunglasses.
    They broke over the top of the main slopes into blinding morning sun, and all in the cabin gasped in awe at the beauty of the scenery.
    "Bleeding heavenly," Alex and Celia gasped in unison.
    "Better than yesterday," Seifer smiled, "since I have someone special with me this time."
    "Oh, Seifer," Alex said, blushing, "how sweet."
    Celia made gagging noises and sighed. "Boys will be boys, especially when they're in love."
    The cable car came to a sudden jarring stop, alerting them to the possibility of trouble. The slope attendant came over the loudspeaker to assure them everything was fine and that it was just a small technical glitch.
    "This has setup written all over it," Celia said under her breath. She spaced out for a moment, her sixth sense feeding her a vision of impending disaster. "Not now," she muttered, foreseeing a giant loss of life.
    "So you're sensing the same bad vibes that I'm feeling," Alex said, looking out the windows. "Where the fark is it coming from?"
    "You guys hear chopper blades?" Seifer asked, straining his ears to hear over the people inside the car with them.
    All talking and some breathing stopped as the sound of chopper engines filled the air, the whirring of rotor blades growing closer by the second. The car began to rock from the force of a great wind, and everyone in the cable car came to the same realization - the chopper was approaching them from above.
    "If the blades hit the wire..." Celia mused, looking out the window at the drop to the slopes below.
    "Then we'd all be farked," Alex grumbled, pushing his sunglasses up on his nose as he stepped towards the door, "a SeeD's job is never done, is it?"
    "I'm coming with you," Celia said, latching onto his arm, "you might need all of your magic for a heroic rescue."
    "I'll keep it real here," Seifer said, adjusting his own sunglasses, "Take care love."
    Alex gave Seifer a thumbs up and proceeded to throw open the door. He grimaced when he saw the pilot of the chopper, since it was the one person he didn't want to see - Rusty.
    "He's getting close," Celia said, holding onto the side of the door frame wit ha vice like grip while looking up.
<music: 'Love to Me (Inst Mix)' - Para Para Paradise>
    A sudden gust of wind caught both the chopper and cable car, driving the rotor blade through the cable while simultaneously throwing Alex out the door and into free fall. Celia dove out after him, catching hold of the falling mage by the armpits while casting a flight spell. Both watched in horror as the cable car began a slow motion fall to the slopes below.
    "This is going to farking hurt later," Alex said, his hands glowing as his powers activated. "Magnetic Attraction level EIGHT!"
    Celia felt like her arms were going to be pulled from their sockets as the weight she was carrying increased exponentially. Alex's eyes bugged as well when he realized magnetic sort of spell would hurt a fark load more than a levitation spell.
    "Let it go!" Seifer called from the doorway of the cable car.
    "Are you nuts?!" Alex called back, his voice straining over the sound of the still hovering chopper.
    "Alex, do what he says," Celia groaned as she dropped a full foot in the air. "We have other problems to deal with."
    "But..." Alex protested.
    "DO IT!" Celia cried and Seifer called over the scream of chopper engines.
    Alex cut the hold he had on the cable car and watched as it began its plummet anew. Seifer leapt from the cable car, his snow board in one hand, his other hand glowing ice blue as he began casting.
    "Blizzaga!" he cried, throwing his hand down, a globe of blue light firing from his palm. A plume of ice and snow shot up beneath him, catching his board to give him one hell of a ride to the ground.
    Once on the ground he turned his gaze to the still falling cable car, both of his palms glowing as he fired up his magic for another spell. "AVALANCHE!" he cried, pressing both palms to the ground. A tidal wave of snow rose from the slopes, pushing people to safety while catching the cable car to give it a softer landing.
    "All's clear!" Seifer called, giving a thumbs up to Alex and Celia, who were staring down at him, both in shock.
    "Roger that," Alex said, returning the thumbs up before turning his gaze on Rusty, whose flying hadn't improved much while he was trying to escape. "Hey Celia, think I can him him with a Dragon Slave and not trigger some catastrophic event like an avalanche or rockslide or global warming?"
    "You'd go as far as to use an overkill spell on someone that worthless?" Celia asked, arching an eyebrow.
    "On second thought, no," Alex replied, crossing his arms and legs in deep thought. "Chain spells," he said after a moment. "Those are always fun."
    "Oh hell," Celia sighed as Alex charged up for a spell string. "Hitting him with a Dragon Slave would have saved a lot of time, but whatever."
    "Burst Rondo! Dale Brando! Mega Brando! Fireball! Followed by Gaav Flare! And how about a DRAGON SLAVE!"
    Celia arched the other eyebrow at the amounts of energy the mage was releasing to take care of one person. "Boys will be boys," she sighed as the chopper was reduced to scrap metal and the annoying pilot was sent screaming into the next state.
<music: 'Final Fantasy victory'>
    Once the last glimmer of what had been Rusty had passed into the distance Alex gave a victory sign. "Take that, ya farkin arsehelm!" the mage cried, flipping up his middle finger at the horizon.
    "You're hopeless," Celia sighed as they descended.
    "But well loved," Alex smirked up at her.
    "You used enough magic power for a Giga Slave or two on one loathsome worm."
    "He deserved it for what he's tried to do to us since we arrived."
    "What? He tried to off us just now...."
    "And Irvine and myself last night."
    "Was it really worth it? Your little pay back, I mean."
    "Hells yeah! I feel so much better now."
    Celia sighed and bowed her head. "Boys." she sighed.
<music: 'Iczelion' theme>
    "You hear something?" Seifer asked as the mage and vampyress touched down for a landing.
    Alex and Celia strained their ears, listening to a low rumble in the distance. After a few seconds the rumbling had increased exponentially, and all three facefalted when they realized what was happening.
    "AVALANCHE!" all three cried, looking up to see a ginormous wave of snow and ice descending upon them.
    "Way to go, overkill," Celia sneered, smacking Alex in the back of the head with her glove. Alex simply gave her a 'what was that for?' look.
    "Bicker later," Seifer said, turning on his snow board to head downhill. "We need to move or be obliterated."
    "Bad time to learn how to board," Alex whimpered, setting his own board on the hard packed snow. He looked at the looming avalanche, hopped on his board, and rode down the slope like his life depended upon it.
    "This is an avalanche alert!" Celia cried as they passed people on the way down, "Please clear the slopes in a calm and orderly fashion."
    "Hell, hell, hell," Alex cursed under his breath as he battled to keep his balance. His eyes bugged when he saw he was coming up on a ramp, and as he caught some major air he cursed louder. "HELL!"

    Down in the lodge Boomer happened to glance out the window at the slopes in time to see the approaching avalanche, her shades sliding down the bridge of her nose when she realized the enormity of the situation.
    "Guy stalking can wait until after this emergency has passed," she said with an authoritative tone, pushing her shades back up her nose as she rose. Her cell phone rang, filling the air with the tune of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' and killing the mood / moment in one fell swoop. "Hello," she said, answering the call. "Oh, hi Seifer. You're WHERE!? Yeah, I'll get Irvine and Quistis and Washu and be right out. Gotcha. See ya in a few."
    "Trouble?" Kirinis asked, looking up from a mystery novel she'd borrowed from the front desk.
    "Yeah," Boomer sighed, "impending destruction from an avalanche. That sort of thing."
    The book fell from Kirinis' hands as a look of stun, shock, and horror washed across her face. "Please tell me you're kidding," she gasped.
    "Look out the window if you don't believe me," Boomer said as she ran for the rooms. "I've got to find Irvine and the others."
    Kirinis looked out the window, her eyes widening in horror. "Oh hell," she sighed, pulling out her cell phone. "Garden," she said, the voice dialer taking all the hassle out of calling people.
    "This is command control," a male voice said when someone picked up. "Reyark speaking."
    "Kirinis here Rey. Requesting backup. Avalanche issues. Please send assistance."
    "Roger that. Assistance being dispatched as we speak."
    "Thanks. Over and out."
    Once she'd ended her transmission to Garden she dialed Boomer to find out how it was going.
    "Irvine and Washu have been found," Boomer replied. "Heading out the door now. Couldn't find Quistis, though."
    "I'll call her and meet you on the slopes," Kirinis said, ending her second call before placing her third, this one while running for the entrance to the slopes. "C'mon Quisty, pick up. Pick up."

    Out on the skating rink Quistis was waiting for her name to be called for a figure skating contest. She was going over her routine in her mind when the digital rendition of Kyle Minogue's 'Fever' filled the air. She answered before the second chorus of the song could begin in a hissed whisper.
    "Hello. Kirinis? What? You've got the be joking. You're not joking? Oh hell. I'll be there in a moment or two."
    "Quistis Trepe, Miss Quistis Trepe, you're on next," an announcer's voice boomed across the ice rink.
    "Damn and double damn," she said under her breath, running toward the judge's table. "I'm sorry to say that I'll have to wait for the end of the program to skate," she said hurriedly, flashing her SeeD insignia badge, "we've had an emergency develop in the past few minutes."
    "Anything we can do to help?" one of the judges asked.
    "Get everyone into the resort or lodge," she called over her shoulder while unclipping her skates from her boots. 'Of all the shitty timing, why did it happen when I as going to make my claim for fame?'

    "Slopes are clear," Seifer said, skidding to a stop on his snow board. He kicked free and turned around to see the titanic wall of snow barreling down upon them.
    "Thanks for some well timed 'porting on my part," Celia smirked, stopping a few feet from Seifer. She too kicked free of her board and looked at the avalanche. "This looks like as good a place as any to try to stop it."
    Loud shouting and cursing filled the air as Alex hit the last ramp, flipped backwards, and plummeted into the snow off to the side of the trail, landing with his feet and head higher than his butt.
    "Little help," he asked, flailing to kick free of his board while shivering from the snow going down the back of his shirt.
    "Hopeless," Seifer sighed as he pulled Alex free of the snow bank.
    "I already apologized for the avalanche," Alex pouted.
    "Typical," Washu said as she arrived, accompanied by Boomer and Irvine.
    "Can't leave you alone for a minute, can we?" Irvine asked, looking up at the towering wall of snow that was increasing in size by the second. "Wow," he whistled, "that could pose a problem."
    "Nothing we can't handle," Boomer smiled, energy sparking around her hands.
    "Save your strength," Washu advised as Kirinis joined them. "There are seven of us accounted for. Where's Quistis?"
    "Coming," Quistis called, quite out of breath. "As usual, your timing for disasters is impeccable."
    "We catch you on the can?" Boomer asked sarcastically.
    Quistis' eyebrow twitched, and a second later Boomer had a face full of snow. "No," Quistis said through clenched teeth, "you interrupted something that was important to me."
    "It'll still be there when we finish," Alex said, bracing for a prolonged fire fight.
    The avalanche crested like a wave, towering hundreds of feet above their heads. Eight sets of eyes blinked in unison as the wave began to curl forward, which would eventually result in it crashing down upon their heads.
    "Avalanche surfing is a sport I'll try later," Seifer said, drawing his gunblade.
    "Up from the depths, forty stories high," Washu sang under her breath, "afraid of fire, its top in the sky...."
<music: 'Midnight Blue' - Megumi Hayashibara>
    "This is so not a good vacation right now," Boomer said, looking at the tidal wave of snow that ws preparing to crash down upon them.
    "Silence beyond a deathly calm, quieter than the stillest air," Alex chanted under his breath, the bands binding his hair in place dissolving as a clock face inside of a runic circle formed around his feet, "a break in the action equal to my maximum power .In thy great name let all motion be halted for a period of time. Let those who oppose us be destroyed where they stand!"
    The lights of the circle around Alex's feet swelled in intensity, growing to the point of blinding in a matter of seconds.
    "That spell is going to drain you," Washu said, keyboards appearing in the air around her.
    "I know," Alex said through gritted teeth as the color began to drain from the world around them, "but right now it's the only shot we have to live and save everything."
    "Firaga!" Kirinis cried, hurling a fireball at the avalanche. "Firaga!" she cried again, throwing two fireballs, one from each hand.
    "Multi fireball!" Celia cried, her hair blowing wildly as a hail of fireballs filled the air.
    "Great goddess of fire, imbue my weapon with you power," Seifer prayed, bracing his gunblade in front of his face, the end to the sky. A circle of red energy formed around his feet as his blade began to glow, flames crackling around the weapon as his limit skill unlocked.
    "Temporal matrix is moving at twenty five percent of normal," Washu reported, her fingers flying over her keyboards at an amazing speed.
    "Big Bang!" Boomer cried, sending a large globe of raw solar energy at the now slow moving tidal wave of snow.
    With each successful spell the avalanche shrank a tiny, infinitesimally small amount. Even with Alex's spell almost complete the ginormous wave of snow and ice was on the verge of crashing down upon their heads.
    "Time FREEZE!" Alex cried, the clock face around his feet growing in size by an exponential amount. The color in the surrounding area dulled and drained to soft pastels, a glittering effect filling the air as the time stream was halted for a period of time.
    "Lava Burst!" Irvine cried, pressing his palm to the ground, a reddish glow surrounding his hand before pulsing towards the towering wall of snow and ice. A smaller wall of molten rock erupted before them, melting a fraction of the avalanche before hardening to solid volcanic rock.
    "We really need a overkill spell or two right about now," Celia gasped, brushing her hair back. She muttered under her breath about how much she was sweating that moment while tying her hair back from her face. "Overkill spell or a call for reinforcements," she added, "take your pick."
    "This avalanche has yet to meet my attack," Seifer smirked, a tower of flame reaching to the sky from his gunblade. He brought his blade up above his head and swung back, the top of the pillar reaching across the valley to the top of another mountain. "Fire Cross!" he cried, leaping up to maximize the force of his downward swing. The pyro pillar made contact with the head of the avalanche and encountered great resistance.
    "Combine spells on Seifer's attack," Washu instructed, calculating strike points for peak effectiveness.
    "Losing power...." Alex gasped, the rune circle around his feet shrinking. "Hurry.... please."
    "Flare!" Kirinis and Irvine cried, adding their own high level fire spells to Seifer's attack.
    "Giga Flare!" Celia called, sending a spell she'd learned from Alex through Seifer's attack.
    "Alex, drop your spell before you burn out," Washu instructed, "it's doing more harm than good right now."
    "Can't," Alex pouted, dropping to his hands and knees, "once active, it won't stop until I'm tapped."
    "Fark," Boomer hissed, her hands glowing. "Corona Blaster!" she cried, pouring all of her power into the attack that she combined with Seifer's limit skill.
    "This is not good, not good at all," Washu said, an energy bubble forming around her, "by my calculations the time flow will return to normal in two point five seven seconds."
    "WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed.
    "Farfaghnughen," Alex sighed before keeling forward onto his face.
    Seven pairs of eyes blinked in unison, which is a very unsettling sound, especially when it's drowned out by the roar of time resuming and an avalanche crashing down around a group of people.
    A cry of, "Fire Tower!" filled the air as a column of flames roared up around them, effectively shielding them from the avalanche. All looked down to see Alex pushing himself ot his feet, an orange - red glow surrounding his body.
    "What the?" Kirinis asked, arching an eyebrow.
    "The miracle of the near fatal attack," Alex said, smirking a little, "Fire Tower to save our asses, and this baby to save everyone else."
    A white - blue glow joined the flame red, swirling into it as two types of attacks combined. Alex continued to smirk as people's hair began to stand on end from all of the energy collecting in the area.
    "Giga Nova!" he cried, releasing the accumulated energy in one continuous burst, effectively slicing the top off of the avalanche and vaporizing it instantly. The new top of the avalanche, which had been the center seconds earlier, liquefied in the back blast, dousing those below in ice cold water, soaking them to the skin while extinguishing their barrier.
    "Alas, I've failed again," Alex said dramatically, pitching backwards into Seifer's arms, which was so sudden of an action that Seifer had to cease his attack and drop his sword.
    "Poor judgment claims eight," Boomer sighed, her shades sliding down her nose, "just how I want my obituary to read."
    "Goddess in heaven, guide our souls to the great beyond," Celia prayed as the shadow of the avalanche blotted out the light.
    All eight crossed their arms over their heads in some attempt to lessen the impending blow. Instead of icy cold death from above, a warm wind filled the air. A moment later it felt like someone had opened the door to a giant blast furnace.
    "Flashfire.... HURRICANE!" a familiar male voice cried as the air around them ignited from the initiation of the attack.
    "That sounds a lot like..." Celia commented as everyone looked up to see a young man with spiky blond hair, dressed in a red trench coat, black jeans, and black boots, hanging down from the tow line of the Ragnarock.
    "Mackenzie!" everyone exclaimed, waving up to the blond, who was deep in concentration.
    "Figures they'd have to make a flashy entrance," Alex chuckled, looking up at the ship looming overhead, "but when did he learn that attack?"
    "Shortly after he found he could use a heat wave as a hairdryer," a woman with long red hair said from the top of the tow line.
    "And Tiskili's here too," Seifer said, "but who's piloting the ship?"
    "Little help?" Mackenzie said, touching down amid their numbers. "This attack is powerful, but isn't going to finish this problem of ours."
    "Ever wish Lina was here?" Washu asked, watching sweat pour down the blonde's face. "She could just put on her charge armor and go to it. Or she could summon Bahamut and...."
    "Gods I'm a ditz," Alex said, reaching into his pocket to extract his materia. He held the gem to the sky and chanted, "Dragon of darkness who sleeps in the inferno, come forth and burn my enemies to ashes!"
    The materia gem glowed flame red, a circle of flames forming in the sky above them. A loud screaming filled the air, spurring Alex on to shout, "RIDLEY!"
    Something consumed by flames burst through the ring of fire, sideswiping the Ragnarock before pulling out of its dive. Once it gained some altitude it stopped in mid air, the flames dissipating to reveal the combination of dragon and bird that was Alex's first esper, Ridley. the mighty beast back flapped its wings to remain aloft as it reared its head back and opened its mouth, a globe of fire forming. The globe increased in size before Ridley belched it forth. All watched with awe and anticipation as the globe struck the avalanche. A split second later the esper belched a ray at the globe, detonating it into a powerful fire wave.
    "Behold Ridley's plasma flare," Alex said proudly.
    "Dude, we've seen it, like, a million times before," Boomer said.
    "True, but not like this. Keep watching."
    All stared as the plasma wave combined with Mackenzie's attack, creating a blinding flash of light and flame that vaporized the remainder of the avalanche.
    "What power," Tiskili commented, clinging for dear life to the tow line and door frame. "This must be what it's like to be chosen to have an esper or a Guardian Force."
    The light died down a moment later, as did the wind and surrounding temperature. As Ridley back flipped into subspace the Ragnarock set down for a landing. All involved breathed a sigh of relief as Mackenzie and Tiskili ran to see how much damage was caused by the incident.
    "Wow," Mackenzie whistled, "all the way down to the base... and through it. Right to the rock face."
    "We're going to need a lot of conditioner after that," Celia commented, twisting some of her hair around her finger, a crunching sound filling the air. "Extra crispy."
    "So who piloted that?" Seifer asked, trying to get an answer to the question he posed earlier.
    "That would be me," another familiar male voice said. "Hey Kirinis, long time no see. You hear the song I requested?"
    Kirinis turned her head first, her jaw dropping from shock when she saw Tenal, a pair of piloting goggles pushed up on his forehead. The others turned to look at Tenal as well, who winked and gave them a thumbs up. He went as far as grinning, a glimmer coming off of his teeth. People bowed their heads and sighed before walking back towards the lodge and resort, leaving Tenal to wonder what their damage was.

    "Three more to join our weekend," Seifer sighed, rubbing his temples.
    Three hours had passed since the Ragnarock had landed and the three occupants of the craft had checked into the hotel. Seifer was in his room with Alex and Irvine, and all were spending some 'quality time' together.
    "You seem distracted by that," Alex purred in his ear before nibbling on his neck.
    "Really takes the fun out of sex when you get distracted," Irvine said from underneath Seifer. "What's bothering you?"
    "Nothing. Nothing at all," Seifer said, crawling off of Irvine while slipping out of Alex's embrace. "I.... have a headache. That's all."
    "You're thinking about how we have one day left of our weekend before we have to head back to Garden, aren't you?" Alex asked as he gave Irvine a shoulder rub.
    Seifer stopped at the bathroom door and rested his head against the doorjamb. After a pause he replied, "yeah, I'm thinking about that. I'm thinking why does every vacation have to go totally off the walls in one way or another?"
    "We're SeeDs," Irvine replied, "it's part of our job to do dangerous stuff while trying to live a normal life."
    "So why not come back to bed and let Doctor Alex take your cares away," Alex purred, "I've got magic fingers."
    "And I can't resist those," Seifer said, crawling back into bed. "How long until dinner?"
    "Couple of hours or so," Alex smirked as he began to give Seifer a magic fingers massage. "So don't worry about it."

    Outside the room Tenal, Boomer, and Mackenzie were listening at the door, struggling to control giggling and laughter at what they were hearing.
    "Oh, no way," Boomer whispered, "that was a loud one."
    "So much moaning and groaning," Mackenzie said, blushing, "it's so unnatural sounding."
    "When you and Paige or Monet get that close it won't sound so gross," Tenal whispered.
    "Shhhh," boomer hissed as Mackenzie glared at Tenal, "they're getting a  good rhythm going."
    "And they're getting loud," Mackenzie said, blushing redder.
    As the three in the room were getting close to climax, Boomer knocked in the door, and all three shouted, "Room Service!" before running of, laughing their heads off.
    Inside the room three people moaned, rather painfully, "Oww. Oww. Oww. Oww. Oww." in unison.
    At the other end of the hallway the three trouble makers skidded to a halt, ducked around a corner, and burst into laughter.
    "Oh man, that was cruel," Mackenzie gasped, struggling to breathe after laughing so hard.
    "C'mon ride the train, and ride it," Boomer sang, "c'mon, it's a choo choo train."
    "I don't get it."
    Boomer sighed and face palmed. "I'll explain it simply without gross images," she said, taking a deep breath. "You know how a train and train cars are connected, right?" Mackenzie nodded. "Well, picture three or more guys like that."
    Mackenzie thought for a moment, blushed, coughed, turned green, and shook his head to get rid of the images that his imagination had produced. "Spew," he said, turning green again.
    "Scary," Tenal sighed, "such a kid."
    "How long do ya think it'll take them before they can move again?" Boomer asked, looking around the corner.
    "Oh, about now," Alex said, glowering down at Boomer. "Not very funny, ya know," he said, a fanged grin spreading across his lips.
    "You're so toasted," Seifer said from behind Alex.
    "We're busted," Mackenzie said, looking from around the corner.
    "So how are we going to be punished?" Tenal asked, also looking out from around the corner.
    "We haven't thought of that," Irvine said, joining Alex and Seifer, "I suppose we could turn them over to Washu..."
    Mackenzie grew rather pale at the mention of the pink haired mad scientist. Tenal and Boomer shifted uneasily where they sat.
    "We could subject them to slow painful torture," Alex suggested.
    "Or we could make them do ice dancing," Quistis suggested as she passed by to her room, humming a tune under her breath.
    Alex, Irvine, and Seifer thought about that for a moment before smiling wickedly.
    "Ice dancing it is," Alex said, grinning from ear to ear.

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