The next UWC show will be on May 6, 2001 at Burlington County College. Belltime is at 1:00 PM, I think. Check UWCwrestling.com. They don't pay me to advertise their shows.

The only reason I mentioned the show is because it should be a great match between Joe Rules and the Orphan. As Joe pointed out, their feud began on that very day last year. Enough is enough already. This must end, and I will do everything in my power to make certain that the Orphan is beat down once and for all. He is like a parasite eating away at us, and antibiotics are useless.

Simply stated, I want our belt back. I have been training Joe extra hard these days. I would think my job would be much harder without Luxurious Lynne. Quite frankly, she really didn't do much anyway. We hardly noticed she was gone. Just the same, I am hiring on extra staff to take care of Joe's needs. I want to make sure he is in top condition for May 6.

The belt will be ours once again, and UWC will acknowledge us as the champions that we are.

Piss Off, Patricia M. Steinman