The Stranger
A golfer is in a competitive match with a
friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
The golfer says to himself: 'I'd give
anything to sink this next putt.' A stranger
walks up to him and whispers: 'Would you give
up a fourth of your sex life?' The golfer
thinks the man is crazy and that his answer
will be meaningless, but also that perhaps
this is a good omen, so he says: 'Okay,' and
sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself: 'Boy,
if I could only get an eagle on this hole.'
The same stranger moves to his side and says:
'Would it be worth another fourth of your sex
life?' The golfer shrugs and says, 'Sure.' He
makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs yet
another eagle to win. Though he says nothing,
the stranger moves to his side and says:
'Would you be willing to give up the rest of
your sex life to win this match?' The golfer
says, 'Certainly!'
He makes the eagle.As the golfer walks to the
club house, the stranger walks alongside and
says: 'You know, I've really not been fair
with you because you don't know who I am. I'm
the devil, and from now on you will have no
sex life.' 'Nice to meet you,' says the
golfer. 'My name's Father O'Malley.'
