Success
A man was walking along the street when he
saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of
us would do, he climbed the ladder. He
reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather
plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb
the ladder to success," she said. No contest,
thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to
the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly
thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the
eye.
"Screw me hard or climb the ladder to
success," she said. "Well," thought the man,
"might as well carry on." On the next cloud
was an even more attractive lady who, this
time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or
climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the
ladder, the man thought to himself that this
was getting better the further he went. On
the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim,
attractive, the lot. "Screw me here and now or
climb the ladder to success," she flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and
being a gambling man, he decided to climb
again. When he reached the next cloud, there
was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair
showing, flies buzzing around his head. "Who
are you?" the man asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"
