Here it is!
If this is what parenthood is like you can keep it.- Fr. Bill
What would Jesus do?- He gave us His body and blood- Fr. Bill
Get a copy of the catechism, it will come in handy.- Fr. Bill
I have T-shirt - Jen
Automatic pilot I won't make any sense in my homily.- Fr. Bill
Jesus didn't say take my symbolic representation and eat; He said take my body and eat.- Fr. Bill's automatic pilot homily
Some automatic pilot ya got there Fr. Bill- Scott, Mary Woolley
Wow, man you're in Jersey.- Fr. Bill's story
I am the Way, the Truth, the Life I think that was written somewhere- Fr. Bill
Excuse me Father, but when I was on my knees and ordained I became an equal with you- Fr. Bill
Crazy Mary Woolley- Jen, Jeff and Fr. Bill
We're in a war as Christians.- Jen
I'm a sinner, so I'm an expert on this,- Confession.- Fr. Ed
God doesn't stand there like oh no here comes this one again, oh the same old story.- Fr. Ed
Spit it out onto the devil, where it belongs, he'll carry it for eternity- Fr. Ed
Peace equals one week.- John
I'm going wild tonight.- John
Yo, man you're in Ringwood,- Jeff, Mary Woolley
If it doesn't kill you, you'll only become stronger.- Mary Anne
The long knee length navy skirt, the sweater, peter-pan collar, and the cross I was all set.- Christy
Like real real, like real.- Christy
I know what it is, but not what it's called.- Christy
Some people need the Bible.- Christy
Gifts for serving others - in lay mans terms service gifts.- Christy
I have my bookmarks I'm so excited.- Christy
I obvious don't read well.- Christy
Me and God are boys, we're tight.- Christy
He's just all cool.- Christy
If you have any questions ask Sister later.- Christy
You're wasting a gift if you don't use it.- Christy
Again if you have any questions you know who to see.- Christy
The Bible is totally awesome.- Christy
Christy's entire talk is a quote.- Bridget, Jeff, Mary Woolley
Even the ceiling is holier here.- Leah
Music: worship God or worship Satan... WSOU.- Sr. Andrea
What's this punk, scrawny, high-voiced, sexy freshman talking about?- Mike
I don't want to be vomited out of anyone.- Mike
Yo, Jesus get to work over here.- Mike
God is home depot.- Mike
God is the energy we need.- Mike
Why do I wear the WWJD bracelet?... Do I stand up for it?- Mike
Oh, man I've been talking too long; you guys are getting bored.- Mike
They were sad-you-see.- Fr. Ed
How the hell would you know?- Mary Woolley
What's the deal with the flashing video camera thingy in the middle of the screen?- Jen
Awrooo-rooo-wrooo-wrooo.- Jen
Eden was a cool place to be.- Jen
Leah likes lettuce.- Leah
Jeff likes jam.- Jeff and everyone
The only fool is someone who thinks he knows everything.- Fr. Bernard
I can't go back to dad and make it up that he rose from the dead.- Fr. Bernard
It wasn't a lie, a lie wouldn't change you life.- Fr. Bernard
Christian life is not always fun and games.- unknown
'Cause I know Jesus... I know Jesus, You know about Jesus, but if you know Him, you'll be happy. - Fr. Bernard's story about Jeb
Christianity is not the little engine that could.- Sr. Andrea
You have to carry the cross before you get the crown.- Mike
If I have 1.2 kids I'll be happy.- unknown
We're not robots programmed to say I love you Jesus... I love you Jesus.- unknown
A smelly old fisherman, He didn't have a fancy degree from SHU, He was uneducated.- Fr. Bernard
Come on give it up for the Lord.- Fr. Bernard as a Brooklynite
It's a merciful judgment they got what they wanted.- Fr. Bernard on Hell
That's a quote!- Jeff
Self righteous little punk chick.- Jen
I was like you... a Bible thumpin', pew jumpin' hands in the air Catholic... now you all think I'm a grumpy old man - Scott
God's got us hooked.- Sr. Andrea
That hook hurts sometimes.- Jen
Squeeze the heart and it comes out the eyes.- Sr. Andrea
I cut of their clothes and it was pretty wild.- Heather (story about being a nursing student)
Doot do doot dodo- This is my universal sign for the Holy Spirit (with one hand rasin' the roof). - Jen
There are three gods, no wait squash that One God, three persons... Unlike the heresy I was proclaiming downstairs.- Fr. Bernard
Big gray dress.- Fr. Bernard
The devil knows the facts, but what good does it do him.- Sr. Andrea
Learn how to walk the faith... It was a nightmare.- Sr. Andrea
Fooled you.- Jeff
No money, no honey, and a boss.- Fr. Bernard
Blue: chicken: all my life: Roberto Barker: banana peels: arf, arf, arf.- Will, Bridget, Carol Eggert, Mary Woolley and others
Where's her good side?- Will
There's more there for God to fill.- Karen Mendez on "being fat"
I don't know how to juggle.- Anna
The movie runs.- Jen
If you think it's wrong; it's wrong.- Karen Mendez
The church loves sex... its procreation.- Jen
Put you trust in the Lord.- Leah and others
Fear not I am with you- God
Girlfriend was smart.- Jen on Esther
She lopped off some guy's head.- Jen
Girlfriend has pull.- Jen on Mary
Strive to be women of the Word.- Mary Savner
Without Christ there is no salvation or light.- Fr. Bill
Jesus said it doesn't matter.- Fr. Bill's story
We had *** with Fr. Bill.- Fr. Bill's story (if you where there you know what *** means!)
The sacramental seal: arf arf arf.- Sr. Andrea
Nachos and Coke just won't cut it.- Sr. Andrea
Taco Bell's Eucharistic special.- LisaRose
You ain't seen anything yet... Open the Door.- Fr. Tom
God has dreams too.- Fr. Tom
You can't say that in Campus Ministry- many as they walk trough Campus Ministry
Where's Jen when you need her?- the Prayer meetin' crew trying to sing
You better be there with us.- Fr. Bill about Strictly Praise and Worship Night
But it's always been ten cents.- Fr. Bill
Mary said butt buddy- Will
If Catholics stopped having abortions the abortion industry would have to close.- Sr. Diane
My soul is totally ripped.- LisaRose (as Cartman)
Why God, why must you take the cute ones?!- LisaRose, Mary Woolley
Behold and be held by this the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world.- Fr. Geno (St. Anthony's)
If you die because of something stupid I'm gonna come up there and kick your a**.- Fr. Geno (St. Anthony's)
The devil is this ugly thing on your shoulder... all you need to do is kick his a** off.- Fr. Geno (St. Anthony's)
Rinse and shine Paterson's Children of God.- Fr. Geno (St. Anthony's)
Good morning Paterson's Children of God.- Fr. Geno (St. Anthony's)
Praised be Jesus Christ.- Fr. Geno's ending to his homilies
Can't you picture it the Blessed Mother in the kitchen cooking eggs and ironing?- Fr. Cafone
Those must be some pretty good eggs.- Sylvana
Did I ever speak to you about vocations?- Fr. Tom
Nice language to hear in Campus Ministry.- Campus Ministers
You live in Boland?, Did you steal my cactus?- Fr. Jim
They're too religious for me.- unknown
Republic!- Fr. Bill
Be pro-life!- LisaRose, Mary Woolley, the pro-lifers
Will ya be dinin' with us Father? (Irish accent needed)- Sylvana, Mary Woolley
Jesus, Mary and Joseph what kind of girls are ya bringin' to us Fr. Sheridan. (Irish accent needed)- Jen
Who do we believe in?- Fr. Holmes
Did you give up yet Uncle Billy?- Fr. Bill's nephew to him during Lent
Smokin'.- Fr. Bill to Fr. Tom after the Cinderella homily
Rocky do a back flip, Rocky.- Jeff, and others
Whatever!- Jeff, Mary Woolley, Fr. Bill, LisaRose
They're all a bunch of wing nuts.- Fr. Bill
Guyz wif the funny legz.- LisaRose
Guyz wif the funny legz the sequel.- LisaRose
Praise the Lord.- Jen (tough guy voice needed)
Can your mother walk?- Anna
Our motto backwards means "Adam's Mom is cool" and if it's in the Bible it must be true.- Anna
Heathen buttheads.- LisaRose
Pagan amulets.- Fr. Bill
Feed me.- Fr. Bill
Loving you...- Fr. Bill, John Prescott, LisaRose
That's right 'cause it's my birfday...(Cartman)- LisaRose
They put him by the door so they wouldn't have to deal with an old fart like me.- Fr. Jim
That's wacked man.- Fr.Bill
Out of our minds, but in the Spirit.- Fr. Bill
The more I make fun of you the more I love you.- Renee
Got Christ?- Fr. Bill
God loves it when you speak from the heart and loves to speak to your heart.- Fr. Bill
Jesus speaks to your heart: ARE YOU LISTENING?! (pivot turn)- Fr. Bill
It makes a difference.- Fr. Bill on Pro-Life Day 1999
Tough!- Fr. Bill
Ummm, maybe I was in class?- Jen
Did you ever think I was in class?- Jen
Oh I know.- Fr. Bill, Jen, Jeff
Knowledge of God is eternal life.- Fr. Bill
Humming of Jeopardy theme during his homily.- Fr. Bill
The greatest from of prayer will take place on the altar in a few minutes: the Eucharist.- Fr. Bill
What the what, Father?- Fr. Bill
Don't ask me important questions, you're makin' me nervous.- Fr. Bill
Fr. Bill stop being so darn quotable.- Mary Woolley
Fiat Voluntas Tua ("Thy Will Be Done")- Terence Cardinal Cooke's episcopal motto
From the day of his ordination, a priest can never forget that he is called by God himself. The Priest is
called to be a SERVANT, giving up a family of his own, so that he can minister to those who need him more. The priest is called to be a VICTIM, ready to share the sufferings of his people and not hide from them, and even ready to bear their sufferings in their place if God asks him to do so. A priest is called to be a BROTHER, who shares the worries and fears and the frailty of the people around him, and who brings to them not any great strength and invulnerability of his own, but is joyful trust in the Father who loves him and in Jesus who priesthood he shares. The priest is called to be a LISTENER, to learn prayerfully from the way in which God has worked in the lives of His people and full of faith to carry that message to others. A priest is called to be a FRIEND, conscious of the need of justice and brotherly concern in our society, a friend to people who have few friends in their hour of need. The anointing that Jesus gives us is to help us bring Him into our world, not to carry us out of it.
- Terence Cardinal Cooke
OH, my get me out of here, NOW!
