My quotes page

"I'm not short, just vertically challenged" or "I'm not short, just not tall enough to play in the WNBA"

"To be loved uncondinally and for who you are is a gift; never take it for granted"

"Love is walking on egg shells, if you fuck up, they sometimes break"

"Life is like a game - you can't win them all, and yet the game goes on, forcing all to play it"

"When your in love, the heart has fiery nights & heated passion. But when you're not in love, the heart is frozen, & jealous of people who are in love"

"Heaven is when you love someone w/all your heart & soul, & they feel the same way about you. Hell is when you love someone w/all your heart & soul, but they don't love you back"

"To love someone w/all your heart & soul is an expressive quality, & should not be taken for granted"

"They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so why don't you eat me out right here & now"

"Finding a woman is like finding a kitty; you have to look for the right pussy"

"It's better to crash & burn in the 1st lap, then to crash & burn in the 3rd & final lap"

"People are like cars - they all come in different shapes, sizes, & colors on the outside, but on the inside they're all the same"

"It's not whether you win or lose, just enjoy whatever game that you're playing"

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's if you like the game or not"

"Sticks & stones may break our bones, but words cannot express what the heart is feeling"

"Love is like a bird; if you love it so much, you should set it free, but if it turns around & comes back to you, it was meant to be"

"Shopping is like ice cream & a Band-Aid; it heals all wounds"

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell down to Earth, so that when we make love, you will protect me like an angel"

"When we cuddle, I could feel our hearts beating as one, & we breathe at the same exact time"

"Falling in love is the easy part, but falling out of love can give you the most hell"

"Carefully choose who your friends are going to be. They can be the sweetest person in the entire world, but in a heartbeat they can a bitch & stab you in the back"

Friends: they come & go, some of them you can call your "true" friends, always sticking up for you; some of them can be pain in the asses, stabbing you in the back time after time...Love: painful at some times, but in the long run, it's the greatest thing that God gave to us"

"Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work." "When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, 'cause you're already screwed." "The one person you can truly love is often right in front of you." "Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward." "You REALLY should so what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easist way, but not the most profitable." "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sence being ridiculous about it." "Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny." (A few quotes that I read out of a great book, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul II)

"The hardest thing in life is having to watch someone you love, love someone else." "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." "Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear." "Live life to the fullest because you never know when it's your time to go" (true quotes that I got from aol personals & profiles)

"Faith is like love. Before you can have faith in whatever's out there, you must first have faith in yourself" "Remember, before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get upset, they're a mile away... and barefoot" (One of my best & closest friends..CJ the great coon from Cali)