© 17 to 25 years of
age, anything younger is too small, anything older is prolly
married.
© MUST be
circumcised (no exceptions!)
©
Shave, trim, or just make sure no girls choke on the hair.
© Approx. 6-8" (when hard of
course)
© Pretty decent
girth (click on TP Roll Test link to read on)
© You have to have a fairly straight penis, no
bending forward, but bending back is ok with me
© Not too many bulging veins
© No chunky cum (hey, it causes Down
Syndrome, bet ya didn't know that!)
© Wear boxerbriefs! mmmm they're so dead sexy
;)
© Ya gotta be single,
sorry guys, but attached penises aren't fun (unless they're attached to
me)
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