Author: =][= Morok
evilcanofjoy@kidsloveguns.com
So, I’m driving back to college and going through a town in PA on my way to RT. 191. I look up and see a billboard proclaiming “Is your child getting its fair share? ART. Ask for more.” So I start thinking to myself, what the FUCK does that mean? I mean, seriously, what the fuck DOES it mean. Is it saying that even your kid can be an artist if he/she has enough programs? Is it saying that sports actually don’t mean anything and your child should go into the arts?
So then I start thinking about other art related stuff, like most little stupid things make me start thinking about a topic in general. The main topic in my mind being, why do art majors think they are so great, when they really suck balls in the worst kind of way?
I’m an art major, and I see this happening everyday. Kids in my major just sit there and make fun of the art teacher like they don’t need to be taking the coarse or the teacher shouldn’t be there. Ok, Picasso, shut the fuck up so I can learn something. I’m glad your rich-ass parents can afford to waste money on your worthless ass so you can learn to write basic HTML and draw Pikachu all fucking day. They sit there shitting around then complain that the teacher can see through their pretentious bullshit. You people should be shot.
Incidently, these are the same people who draw the heads on figure the same size as their torsos because they can’t draw anyway.
Another thing I don’t get is Sculpture students. Is the object of sculpture to put as much random shit into one piece as possible? Or is it to try and make something look so round as it all blends in to one big shit-pile. The sculpture here sucks. It’s all abstract bullshit. If I saw one bust or something really interesting, I’d shit my pants and run into a bush and cry in joy. But no, that doesn’t happen since all sculpture students want to sell their post-modern sculpture of a ball for thousands of dollars.
My point? Art students should shut up and try to make something that doesn’t suck. If they tried to think with more than three neurons and did something original instead of bad mouthing the teacher cause they suck and making stupid looking bullshit, then maybe they’d be a little more respected than an art student usually is, cause, let’s face it, most art students just make art that reflects teenage angst at it’s most horrendous.
