The Code

1. Use common sense: This is a big one, because people seem to be using ideology to solve things. Here’s the difference between ideology and common sense/realism: ideology is how you want it to work and realism is how it does work. It’d be nice if I farted ice cream and peppermint, but I know that It’s going to smell like dead animal, so I try and work around it and hold it at opportune times. It may be nice to think that everyone can live happily together, but until we become emotionless robots that’s probably not going to ever happen.

2. Don’t complain about things if you don’t try and change them: I have this web site, you have the right to vote, and celebrities have money to endorse things. If you just sit there complain and getting nothing done, then you’re just a waste. Make a web site or vote or SOMETHING.

3. Do what you want: Though it may seem like an Anarchist statement, it’s not. As long as you don’t hurt anyone (physically) you should be able to do what you want as long as it makes you happy. Note that this is an odd statement when regarding it to goths, since those pseudo-intellectual losers do what makes them miserable. That’s just stupid. You people should shoot yourselves. And if you don’t have the balls for that, you should just shut up. Also, note that this may contradict what I say since I regularly make fun of people who don’t do things my way. But, since I love complaining about it and trying to mock those assholes, this makes me happy and follows my code to the letter.

4. Be strict on your kids: Don’t be like those assholes on Maury, and discipline your kid when he/she does something wrong. If he calls your wife a whore, that little shit needs to find his place. Conversely, if he does something good, reward him so that he becomes an upstanding member of society instead of a drug addict or Oprah fan.

5. Defend yourself: Fuck this God-damned hippie bullshit of “everything can be solved non-violently”. Chamberlain couldn’t stop Hitler from invading, the North couldn’t stop the South from having slaves (though the issue is a bit more complicated than that, but that’s another rant) and Saddam wasn’t going to leave Kuwait by himself (and leaving him in charge of 1/3 of the world’s oil supply was inviting greater disaster). If you are walking down the road and some one starts yelling and then punches you, are you going to ask him nicely to stop? NO! You’re going to put your fists up and try to kick his ass or at least alleviate your own ass kicking. It’s the same thing when relating it to the world.

6. Realize no one cares: No one cares about you (barring family), get that straight and you’ll have a lot less problems in the future.

7. Outside things of your own group shouldn’t be your concern: If you’re not American-Indian, don’t bother fighting for them. If you are not a woman, don’t tell them they can’t abort children. It’s that kind of philosophy that gets people in trouble. As long as there are no laws that are blatantly discriminating against a group, there is no problem. What people think personally of one group or the other is their business and no one else’s. You’re not going to get Nazi’s or KKK members to out hugging blacks or Jews, so don’t even try. If someone hates blacks, let them. If they are dumb enough to hate someone based on the color of their skin alone then it’s their prerogative to be an idiot. Your lobbying is just going to make it worse, because they’ll hate you as well. Put up your posters, hold you meeting or what ever to combat it, but don’t force it down a person’s throat.

8. If someone is stupid, let them know it: Tell them they are stupid, mock them in front of others and generally make sure they KNOW. Their parents didn’t make them know it, so you might as well.

9. Use the “shotgun” rule: This can be applied in many situations, and it should be. Try it, it will make life a lot easier.

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