Demand, my ass...

FROM: “Peter *************”
“*************@sio.midco.net”
SUBJECT: picture of the month

i'd like a new picture of the month. and some updates.

First, I’d like to say a few things about the sentence. Number one, I don’t owe you morons anything. You think that I write these rants so you assholes can get some enjoyment from your worthless lives typing at desks, mopping in white face make-up, and/or doing your useless internet duty of sending me mail telling me how much you all hate me. Second, even if I owed you anything, I still wouldn’t update at your leisure because you all are ass monkeys.

That begs the question, “Why is Morok updating right after some guy sent you him an email when he just said he wouldn’t do that?”

At first, I thought I would just write something like, “And I’d like to see your aunt be raped by a Columbus monkey and broadcasted all over CNBC.” But then I suddenly had a bit of an insight. I told him:

“Thanks for the remind, but you can demand nothing.

As a change of pace, send me a picture to post. Since you seem so demanding of new material, send a rant to if your up to the task. The picture can't have any nudity (Angelfire nuked me last time for that) but the rant can be about anything. I promise I'll post the rant, regardless if I happen to agree with it or not.

Let's see if you can do something besides demand updates from a part-time webmaster.”

So, I ask you, Peter, to stop demanding things and send me a rant. In fact, if ANY of you want to see updates when I’ve been lacking at the task, then just SEND ME A FUCKING RANT. I promise I’ll post them all in their original wording. If you want pictures, send the pictures. If you could code it, that’d be nice. If you want pictures, you NEED to code it and send the pictures you want. I also need an valid email and some type of pen-name to post it under.