Ok, so I’m talking with this girl I know and she thinks Jersey sucks. I beg to differ, because I’m from Jersey and I know how much Jersey is better than this shit-ass state. This state really sucks, and if it wasn’t for the college of art here (to my knowledge there are no art colleges worthwhile in NJ) I’d be gone and at * gasp * a community college. So, I’ll use one of my favorite modes of communication, listing, to prove once and for all that NJ is better than PA.
Of coarse, the list is too big to actually list and describe all at once, so I’m just gonna pick certain things to talk about from the lists. I’ve also (by an idea from the PA arguer) to list things under FACTS and OPINION.
FACT
OPINION
Sorry that second list was so short. I guess there are just too many facts as a testament to the betterness of Jersey.
And what have I heard as the only reason why Jersey sucks? It’s smell. Well, as a resident of New Jersey I can say there is no smell. Camden does have a stench, but half of it is Camden’s nastiness and half of it Philly’s stink traveling over. Jersey does have a lot of pollution, but with Philly blowing all of it’s pollution into NJ added to all the petrochemical distribution centers in the north east, how wouldn’t it have polluted skys. So, I declare that argument invalid.
Also, Camden was tactically placed to keep people from Philly from coming over to our state, so I guess it works.
One of the major things I’ll pick out about NJ betterness is it’s road systems. With the exception of Camden (well, Camden is the exception to most rules about NJ) the road and highway system is well maintained and well marked. I have such a hard time driving in this area. Signs are marked wrong, roads have divots from trucker traffic, and they are so under maintained. Just the other day, I went down an on-ramp that said “EAST” and it took me “WEST”. C’MON! Also, a bridge on Rt. 33 collapsed… the state road maintaining people were waiting for the thing to collapse before they fixed it. Add that in with all the sinkholes from slate and coal mining and you have a real big road problem.
PA people complain about the shore all the time. “Oh, there’s so many needles there.” Oh my god, there’s drunk people everywhere.” “Geez, why don’t they just kill the jellyfish?!” You people are just jealous about us actually HAVING a shore. It also rubs you assholes the wrong way tht to go to the shore, you need to go through NJ to get there. Our shores are great. Of coarse, there are the bad ones, but that’s because they are the most popular for Philly and NYC people to go to. Of coarse they look nasty, if you people are there messing everything up. And I’m NOT telling about the good areas that all the Jersey people know to go to, cause we don’t want you fucks messing our cool shit up.
If you are at a restaurant or diner, do you complain that you don’t have a waiter? No, of coarse not. Then why do you complain about gas station attendants? It’s so horrible living I New Jersey. We get waited on at the gas station. You can get your windows cleaned, oil checked, gas pumped and even talk the shit and learn good skate spots at a gas station. If your hungry, go in and get some food. If there is a 7Eleven near, they’ll wrap the food up for ya. It’s definitely better to not get all that cool shit and then have to pump your own gas. Heathens.
And you know how people from NJ have either never been to or don’t like Philly? Well, that’s cause for most people in NJ, New York is a better place to hang. From me and most my area, Philly is the closer of the two cities. But if I had to pay for the gas to one of the two, it’d be New York. Sorry, it’s just a better city.
I win.
Author: =][= Morok
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