People (especially liberals) are always calling me a Nazi. Why? Because I’m for going out and killing people who need killing. Geez, I didn’t think that was the only reference to be a Nazi. And here I was thinking that you needed to hate blacks and Jews and gypsies and homosexuals and basically be the KKK with shaved heads! Guess not, so where can I sign up? You are all assholes, you know that?
So, before I continue with the site any more, I thought it would be prudent to actually list out what things I think are liberal about me and conservative about me. Note to the slow-witted: you might want to read this before you send me hate mail. It’s like giving you ammo, even though most of you use unsighted scopes when you fire your hate mail.
Liberal Things about me:
- I think that weed should be legalized (even though I don’t smoke it, it should keep the hippies out of everyone’s hair).
- I think we should conserve the environment and make almost every conceivable effort to do so.
- I think we should start standardizing medicine so that the old folks will stop complaining.
- I think that gays should be given the right to be married and get whatever benefits and/or drawbacks it entails.
- I’m for stem cell research.
- I’m pro-choice.
- I’m for states having more power in what their legislature, judicial, commercial, ect. areas of interest.
Conservative Things about me:
- I’m pro-war.
- I’m for keeping illegal immigrants out of the country.
- I’m against affirmative action.
- I’m for giving more money to the CIA and other government protectorate/military organizations.
- I’m for tax cuts to help the economy.
- I’m against needlessly spending money on welfare.
- I’m for fighting evil (in opposed to bowing down and trying to negotiate with it).
Independent Things about me:
- I’m against special interest groups.
- I’m against soft money for political campaigns.
- I’m for colonization of other planets.
- I’m for world domination.
- I’m against political correctness.
- I’m for a middle-of-the-road third party (the green party doesn’t count, communists and socialists aren’t middle of the road, dumb asses… fuck Ralph Nader).
- I’m for the CIA returning to the old ways of political assassination to solve problems.
- I’m against the UN pussies.
- I’m anti-French (even though I have that evil, evil blood coarsing through my veins… good thing I’m more Hungarian than French!).
There, does that answer your questions? If not, fuck off anyway. Oh and fuck Hollywood, MTV, and all reality shows (unless they make one about AH-64’s gunning down helpless terrorists, that’d be badass).
