Recap of past events

I was gone from the ranting for so long that I missed the chance to rant about so many topics, everything from obnoxious fat weddings to the new Garfield movies. Recap time.

First, the biggest news story that hit right before Christmas: Saddam’s capture. Since the sixth grade I’ve been saying they should go back into Iraq and finish off what we started back in the 90’s. Was a no brainier, I thought. Obviously not, because something called morals and ethics “prevent” wars. Bullshit! War is good when it’s needed and, goddamnit, it’s needed in times like these. Still no weapons of mass destruction, either. Some say that they were moved to Syria and others claim that there were no at all. Guess all those Kurds in the north just spontaneously died in the 80’s and 90’s.

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Howard Dean has been said to gone ape shit when he came in third during the Iowa Caucuses. Wow, how could that be? He only mentioned that the Soviet Union still existed, he never was privileged or spoiled from his BMW and his penthouse apartment in NYC, that Bush was a terrorist, and various position changes on many issues. Is that all? NO! He also has a Ph.D and an Ivy League education, too! Wow, such mismatched wit can only be used for one thing! To match Bush’s wit! I say heard he was going ape shit because I haven’t seen the video, nor heard the tape. Though, I imagine that he was swinging from ceiling lights, reciting the Magna Carta and pulling a pair of underwear over his head. Then Hillary Clinton enters and defeats him with her ice powers and Bill has his way with Dean. I think my version is more realistic.

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Garfield the movie looks terrible. How can they pass off this shit as entertainment? And that My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé show blows! This shit is horrible. At least the Real World finally has the most large breasted girl they could find. TV and the movies are starting to blow the big one. Maybe it’s the end of humanity or just I have gas… Either way it’s bad. Just give me Mail Call and Alien vs. Predator and I’ll be better.

Lots more stuff happened, but not really worth commenting. However, there was this cat that scratched the shit out of a burglar when he picked it up and held it hostage against the family for money. That cat fucked his ass up. That cat was cool. But not much else is worth mentioning.