Am I a Sociopath?

Author: =][= Morok
evilcanofjoy@kidsloveguns.com

I’ve been wondering this question for a while. I think I have a conscious and stuff, but for certain things. Some of my friends look at me weird and some agree with me on things that are a little less… moral to do to people. Let me explain.

I came across this idea when looking for picture of cluster-bomb footage for a old COMPLAINT article. I saw these pictures on some gay-ass anti-cluster bomb web site of kids with missing legs and things. I was ROLLING on the floor laughing. Couple days later and I was watching an episode of Emergency Vets and nearly balling my eyes out when the good old dog had to be put to rest. I’m pretty sure that’s not normal for most people. But maybe I just like puppies?

A couple weeks ago, I and some cohorts from the dorms got to talking about guns. One bragged about shooting dogs and how fun it was to see cats EXPLODE. Now, anyone who really knows me how much I hate vegetarians and their hippie plant shit, but there’s just something dis-fucking-sturbing about laughing about exploding cats. I have a cat. That’s not funny.

So, maybe I need to own an Iraqi or something before I can be sad about their legs exploding. That’s not happening; cats at least clean themselves.

The other day, IzMs (another writer on the site) was talking with us and we were talking about my dog/cat sadist friend. I told him that I’d have less of a hard time shooting a person than a puppy. I mean really, who wouldn’t? The puppy can’t defend itself. The human can pull out some kung fu or use that 6 million-year-old intellect to get himself out of trouble. Plus, people suck, puppies are fun.

I mean look at these pictures and choose which one you’d shoot at first:

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