It’s almost Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday. I get back-birthday pay and food, food, foooooood. Thanksgiving has to be my favorite day. I sit down and thank the powers I wasn’t born in Somalia, but born as a white guy in the good ‘ol US! Nope, no distended stomach for me and no Sally Struthers eating my people. We knew she was trouble, so we sent her there. Hahaha, poor hungry fucks.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. The future royal family comes over, there’s tons of food and the party goes on into the late hours of 10PM. It’s not like an artificial marketing holiday like Christmas or Easter or Valentines day. You don’t have to buy cards or presents or eggs for dumbasses. You get something everyone can enjoy: the finest food ever.
But at least those holidays aren’t like the shit ones they try to pull on us all the time now. What the fuck is Kwanzaa anyway? As if a whole month and ALL OF FUCKING POLITICS isn’t devoted enough to every fucking black thing ever now Crap-za is pushed like we don’t have any good holidays to celebrate. I don’t give a shit if blacks celebrate it, but I don’t want to hear about it. You can’t say “Have a good X-Mas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa!” and expect me to not know you’re a tool. Comparing religious holidays were you get presents to a day that no one knows anything about. It’s like comparing getting laid and eating a good roast beef sandwich to getting kicked in the balls. Fuck Kwanzaa.
And it has two “a’s” at the end. I know blacks can’t speak English anymore, but this is ridiculous.
I was driving down one of the highways back to school the night after Halloween and I saw something that boggled my mind. One of the houses had Christmas lights up already. The day AFTER Halloween. WHO THE FUCK PUTS CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP AFTER HALLOWEEN!? It’s the “X-mas in July” Syndrome. People keep celebrating Christmas earlier and earlier. You know when the winter and Christmas season starts for me and any rational person? After fucking Thanksgiving. Stop shopping for gifts now, if you can’t get that done in between Turkey Day and Christ Day then you need to have your sexual organs removed, you’re a liability to the human race.
And the day is “Christmas” not “X-mas”. “X-mas” is for X-Men. We don’t call Ramadan R-dan. We don’t call Hanukkah Jew-kah. It’s bullshit. You want to see more of an anti-Christian agenda, look no further. It’s not like Christians made this fucking country (with the help of Jews) anyway. Hell, that’s why we mention Hanukkah along with Christmas anyway. Stop calling it X-Mas, white religions are just as good (if not superior) to anyone else’s. You don’t see the Buhdists of the Hindus complaining. Of coarse, that’s mostly because both of them are too small to count in this country, so no one gives a shit. I may not be the most religious person here, but I know when I see intolerance.
I do feel sort of bad for the Muslims though. Their version of God didn’t see fit to give them a holiday to celebrate with the rest of us in the awesome religion club. That club is Christianity, Judism, and Kwanzaa people. The Kwanzaa people are there for the Christians and Jews to make fun of as they dance like fools and piss in their own drinking water while contracting AIDs and killing rival tribal members (and three out of four of those things they still do here in the US).
Well, hope you enjoy the Thanksgiving and subsequent Christ-granted holidays. See ya fucker, I’m eating Turkey!
Author: =][= Morok
Email: evilcanofjoy@kidsloveguns.com
