T-shirt Hell, I salute you

Author: =][= Morok
evilcanofjoy@kidsloveguns.com

So, I’m reading this email newsletter from one of (if not THE best) t-shirt companies in the history of the world. T-SHIRT HELL is the best when it comes to high quality insulting shirts (and underwear) of any sort. In any case, I’m reading this newsletter (which I’m loving) and i read this quote:

“We are looking for t-shirt ideas. Specifically, we want ideas that make fun of liberals.”

Suddenly I realize, as if from a vision, that t-shirt hell is the most equal rights minded, insultive company ever created! They’ve insulted everyone from blacks to whites, from soldiers to terrorists, from Christians to gays! My GOD these guys are good. People write in all the time how they think that t-shirt hell is the most anti-American company around. What could be more American than to insult EVERYONE regardless of race, ethnicity or religion. It’s people like the guys at t-shirt hell that show everyone else that they can say whatever they want, regardless of who likes it or not.

So, in this short rant, I’d like to congratulate t-shirt hell on being fighters for free speech and all around assholes in everything they do. If I had an award that actually meant something to anyone else but me, I’d give it to these guys.