Bart's Chalkboard Sayings

I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE

I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV

I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING

MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH

MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS

EVERONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY

I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN

MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"

PORK IS NOT A VERB

NON-FLAMMABLE IS NOT A CHALLENGE

I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE BY AN ANGEL"

I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG

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