A nursery school teacher says to her class,
"Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry Amy, but the sky can be grey
or orange depending on the weather."
Second a little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn many trees are gold or
brown," said the teacher.
Third a little boy in the back of the class says, "Does a
fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! That's
disgusting. Of course not!!!"
"OK... then I DEFINITELY have poop in my pants,"
said Johnny.
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