Mommy, Mommy

A little girl and her mother were out and about.  The girl, out of  the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, how old are you?"

The mother  responded, "Honey women don't talk about their age.  You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy how much do you weigh?"

The  mother  responded  again,"That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn  this,  too,  as you grow up."

 The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off  another question,
"Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a  little annoyed by the questions, responded
"Honey, that is a subject that  hurts  me  very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at  a  friend's  house to play.  She consults with her girlfriend about her and her  mother's conversation.  The girlfriend says,

"All you have to do is sneak  and look  at your mother's driver license.  It's just like a report card from school.  It  tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.  The  little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I  know  how old you are.  You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked.  She asks,"Sweetheart, how do you  know  that?"

The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know  how  much  you weigh.  You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says,"I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.You got an 'F' in sex."