Saddam Hussein
and Bill Clinton
meet up in Baghdad
for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill
sits
down, he notices three buttons
on the side of Saddam's
chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam
presses
the first button.
A boxing glove
springs out of a box on the desk and punches Clinton
in the face. Confused, Clinton
carries on talking as Saddam
laughs. A few minutes later the second button
is pressed. This time a big boot comes
out and kicks Clinton
in the shin. Again Saddam
laughs, and again Clinton
carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between
the two countries. But when the third button
is pressed and another boot
comes out and kicks Clinton
in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't
do much without them functioning well.
"I'm
going back home!" he tells the Iraqi.
"We'll
finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clinton's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
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