My Page of Quotes(continued again)

A little note: if you see FTA, it means "from the archives", as in it's from an IM convo a while ago.

Cror : Is my quotes page the place to have your name mentioned?
Cror : Everybody but Dan Reitz's seems to want to be on there.


Unbelievable. Mosey on over to the FOURTH QUOTES PAGE!!


Cror : I think that's the picture of the woman that we found somewhere that was really frightening.
Cror : Yeah, that's it.
DeveusOne : i see *eyes move to upper right corner*
Cror : Why are they moving there?
DeveusOne : better neighborhood

Volsi ThattR : But it's probably my least favorite fruit
Volsi ThattR : Unless you count Kiwi, which tastes great but I cant seem to be able to put in my mouth
Cror : ...did you try taking the skin off?
Volsi ThattR : that makes it worse

Cror : Know what I was thinking?
dEe A n Y : what?
Cror : Territory folk should stick together.
dEe A n Y : yeah
dEe A n Y : agreed.

BassExpL35 : go with anyone?
Cror : Yep. And he followed me everywhere I went...
Cror : *shrugs* Whatcha gonna do?
BassExpL35 : is that not the point of having a date?
Cror : Well...eh...sorta.
Cror : I guess I'm too independence-loving for traditional dates.
BassExpL35 : coulda been worse - bowley hovered around me and christine and I don't remember asking HIM out

dEe A n Y : yeah dude i sucked ass
dEe A n Y : that's the only way to get better
dEe A n Y : just keep on sucking till you don't suck anymore.

Cror : One day, Mr. Shewan went over to Mark, and said "You've gotta bite that last note. You've gotta bark."
Cror : And he got in his face and was like, yelling excitedly in the Shewan way "Bark, Mark! Be Barking Mark! Mark the Barker!" and then he barked in his face.
dEe A n Y : hahahahaha
Cror : And the room was quiet, until Matt Schwartz started cracking up and fell over.
dEe A n Y : awesome
Cror : So I made him a colorful sign that says "Barking Mark's Trombone" and Shewan loved it.

dEe A n Y : i might sign up to be a chaperone
dEe A n Y : that'd be awesome
Cror : Yeah! That'd be so great!
Cror : *chants* Chap-er-one! Chap-er-one!
dEe A n Y : you'd better not bring any booze! i'd catch you!
dEe A n Y : *dan runs to the fridge for another Doc Otis*

Cror : My first driving experience ever was with Marc. It was raining.
Aldraxia : oo.. dangerous
Cror : It was in the deserted parking lot of ECC.
Aldraxia : How'd you do?
Cror : Fine. What could I have hit?
Aldraxia : ECC

Cror : Band elections were today.
Cror : I did not win either position.
Volsi ThattR : Aww. Who won?
Cror : All three positions are now held by senior clarinetists. *sarcastically* Now there's fair representation.
Volsi ThattR : How many clarinetists are there?
Cror : Hmm...about 14.
Volsi ThattR : Voting alliance! Get them off the island!
Cror : *shakes head* You're pathetic.

"This town better get cute soon, or I might have to get mad." - Dan Dobies while we were driving through Stratford


ZhayTee : By the way you're talking, I momentarily think you've become one of those shallow "popular" people. But then you mention the names of your friends, and it's like, "Hmm."
Cror : Yeah, see? I'm not shallow or popular!
Cror : ...Heeey, waitaminute...

Volsi ThattR : Look at this!
Volsi ThattR : 29 NYC, NY @ Mercury Lounge w/ Juliana Hatfield *early show 18+
Two of my favorite bands!
Volsi ThattR : I must go!
Cror : But...it's 18+
Volsi ThattR : Oh
Volsi ThattR : I never get to go to any good concerts!
Cror : You didn't see that, even as you were copy-pasting it?
Volsi ThattR : No
Cror : Gee...
Volsi ThattR : So... how about kicking off the fake id credit card scam a bit earlier?

Volsi ThattR : Bleh. Wouldnt it be nice not to sweat at all though your pits?
Volsi ThattR : and sweat through your...em.... feet instead
Volsi ThattR : like dogs
Cror : Yes. It'd be nice to not sweat.
Cror : Dogs don't sweat at all. They pant.
Volsi ThattR : Yea
Volsi ThattR : I pant a lot anyway
Cror : That's cuz you're horny and pervy. ;P
Volsi ThattR : That would be it, but still!

"Ooo...I love it when you talk sci-fi!" - Me


Aldraxia : just switch hair color and it's you and me going shopping
melmirwen : Except I'm not blonde.
Aldraxia : au contre
Aldraxia : you're strawberry blonde
melmirwen : Am not!
Aldraxia : are too!
melmirwen : Am not times infinity to the infinity-ith power!
melmirwen : Wow. That was mature.

"I wanna close you, I don't wanna maximize you." -Me


"What the hell is this? Ahhh! Pop-up window! Die, Go-hip! DIE!" -Me


WNDGDRAGON (11:35:12 PM): now we play the waiting game....
WNDGDRAGON (11:35:57 PM): ... waiting game sucks lets play hungry hungry hippos

GMerchant4 : I might drop a computer course just because...
Cror : Heehee...I like that reason.
Cror : I haven't taken a computer course all through high school. I think that Software Aps and/or Keyboarding would've been a major waste of my time.
GMerchant4 : oh it is
GMerchant4 : I'm taking advanced aps - if I can keep the mouse out of my mouth for a few hours, I think I can pass the exam

Cror : And were you there for the car painting?
GMerchant4 : oh, was I...
GMerchant4 : I did 2 tires and wrote "watch the paint" on the driver-side door
Cror : Haha!
GMerchant4 : according to his rear bumper, there's a dead hooker in his trunk

Cror : The guy smashed her car up really bad. She was on her way to pick-up Chinese food, and the cops had to give her a ride.
GMerchant4 : a ride to the chinese place?
Cror : Yep.
GMerchant4 : did she at least buy them egg rolls?

"He's like a damn Visa card. He's everywhere I wanna be!" -Me complaining to Katherine


Cror : With Britney Spears, if you like one song, you cannot reasonably dislike any of the others. You can't try to distinguish one from the other, because they are all the same. With the same beat, and everything.
SleaterKinneyFrk : She should sue herself for plagarism.

"Ralph Nader 2000: Why the Hell Not?" -the cover of Buffalo Beat that Maria had to pick up.


"I made a cheesecake, but it wasn't that good, and I wasn't that hungry, so I didn't eat that much of it. Only three or four pieces." -Katherine


Cror : Where's your favorite place to go for lunch?
GMerchant4 : mighty!
Cror : Figures.
GMerchant4 : yes it does
Cror : What's your favorite non-fast food place?
GMerchant4 : there are non-fast food places?

GAZZOISMS: PARTE UNO


Matt (under his breath): Aw, shit.
Mr. Gazzo: Not here. It draws flies.

"When we hit a recovery, businesses are thinking 'Well, I don't wanna hire 'em all back, because if we drop back into recession, I'm screwed." -Mr. Gazzo


"There are more different types of stock than Carter's got liver pills." -Mr. Gazzo


"How long did World War II last? Ten years. And how long did the Persian Gulf War last? Twenty minutes." -Mr. Gazzo


Mike Li (innocently, after Lauren said something very dumb): But...hasn't she already taken this course?
Class: OOOOH!
Mr. Gazzo: You have a way with words, Mike.

"I needed a pair of jeans just to kinda lounge around in. I didn't wanna spend a whole lot of money, so I went to see what Sam's Club had and ended up buying a thirteen dollar pair of jeans, *looks down* and here they are." -Mr. Gazzo


Jackie: Who's grabbing my ass?
Rachel: Oh! I'm sorry! I was looking for the rocket.

"I don't care what you say, you're sexier than the average composer." -Me to Joe


FTA
Dryadgrrl1 : Freud had a beard... he was cool. heh heh heh
Cror : So...people with beards make your "cool people" list?
Dryadgrrl1 : not nesesarily... girls with beards don't
Dryadgrrl1 : nor do really ugly people with beards... like if lyle lovett grew a beard, he would not be on my cool list
Cror : Ah.
Dryadgrrl1 : In fact, I hate facial and body hair on men alltogether. Wax them!!

FTA
Cror: Isn't he a hottie, though?
solarkidie: he is.. i say that's some fine boy meat!
Cror: He's what I call a "prime slab o beef"
Cror: Actually, I don't call anyone that...
Cror: But I could just the same.
solarkidie: haha.. "hi.. how you doing today mr. prime slab o beef"
solarkidie: if you don't mind i'm going to eat you

Me: How do you flip it up with only one hand?
Dave S.: It takes lots of practice.
--discussion of a cell phone.


FTA
dEeAnY: you ever hear "oh i've seen fire and i've seen rain?"
Cror: Yeah...why?
dEeAnY: the original words were "oh the world revolves around dan cuz hes really really great and i like him cuz he's cool."
dEeAnY: but he changed it.
dEeAnY: he sold out, man.

Cror : But I did do a 3 point turn, those are simpler than cheese.
GMerchant4 : mmm simple cheese

"You wanna rival us? Oooh no, you can't handle ten!" -Justin, the kid we met on the Grizzly Run, taunting our challengers.


"How many times have you gone around? Two? We eat two for breakfast!" -Mark yelling at the challengers.


SleaterKinneyFrk : is that quotable?
Cror : Maybe.
SleaterKinneyFrk : maybe? Just maybe? awwww
Cror : Oh stop. Isn't one quote enough for you?
SleaterKinneyFrk : No. I never get in! I feel neglected!

So Olga doesn't feel so bad:


Cror : Ahh! He's back online!
Cror : But I'm not gonna IM him, cuz I have nothing to say to him.
SleaterKinneyFrk : How bout "Hi"?
Cror : And then what?
SleaterKinneyFrk : "I feel very succulent today. Would you like to come over? And make me less succulent?"

SleaterKinneyFrk : we were spreading succulent secrets!
Cror : Is succulent your word for the day?
SleaterKinneyFrk : yes, cause, as a certain boy should know, you're very succulent. Why dont you IM him that?
SleaterKinneyFrk : I feel strange, but not succulent
Cror : That's sad. You should feel succulent.
SleaterKinneyFrk : I know! What's wrong with me! I should be succulent!
SleaterKinneyFrk : I turn 16 and this is what happens! I blame society


Cror: No likey Talia?
SleaterKinneyFrk : Conceited idiotic fornicator
SleaterKinneyFrk : I hatey!
Cror : Wow, I've never heard "slut" put so elegantly...
SleaterKinneyFrk : Hahah! Thanks!
SleaterKinneyFrk : Succulent was my word for tuesday, fornicator is my word for wednesday

"oh...my stomach...it feels as if many little people are hitting at it with many little hammers...and enjoying it...ouch" -Jackie


"I was the only one at the whole party that wasn't musically endowed!" -Jen


Dave S.: Berner, you've gotta line the pole up with the hole.
Erik: Well, it's kinda hard when the hole's moving!

Me (talking about a possible tutoring job): He's a bit older than me. I don't think he'd like to be reminded that I'm smarter than him.
Marc: Well, I don't like to be reminded of it, either, but every single time I see you, you manage to do so.

Cror : How was work tonight?
bumpducks : so many people had so many questions
Cror : Did you answer them promptly and to the best of your ability?
bumpducks : to the best of my ability as if i just completed the 2nd grade

"Taken out of context, I must seem so strange." -from Fire Door by Ani Difranco


"I don't appreciate your octopus on my can." -Sahar


Cror : But will you eat Green Eggs and Ham?
dEe A n Y : yeah i guess so.
dEe A n Y : but not with a fox
dEe A n Y : if you get my drift

bumpducks : the parking might be so bad that if you try to drive from one house to the other, then you'll be lucky if you can keep your original parking spot.
Cror : Well, aren't we a bit cocky about how many friends we have?
bumpducks : no- it's relatives
bumpducks : i don't even know most of the people that my mom said i knew
Cror : Then aren't we a bit cocky about how many relatives we have that care about us enough to come to our grad parties?
bumpducks : care?
bumpducks : i bet they just come for the food.

Changes2pc : oh did you hear about the professional Prom pictures?
Cror : What about the professional Prom pictures?
Changes2pc : the studio messed up and they were all ruined, and we got a refund and we can get them REDONE if we want.
Changes2pc : But everyone knows how easy it is to REDO prom.

Cror : Katherine and I were discussing *name removed*'s lack of singing pitch. What do you think?
SueBee8383 : i have no opinion. i feel if i say anything it will be biased because i hate the girl

"In the past, the US was much smaller than it is now." -Our US History substitute teacher reviewing Manifest Destiny.


"And which country did we acquire the 13 colonies from?" -Andy being a smart-ass in US History


Me (after reading a pro-vegetarian poem): I don't eat veal. I eat meat, though.
Rachel: They're still dead, even if they aren't baby cows...
Shifa: That's what you think.
Rachel (laughing): Yeah. Shifa eats em alive.
Me: That's why she's so creative.
Rachel: From blood lust?

"He's extremely devoted, a great drummer...and well...he looks like Rocky!" -Mr. Shewan giving Matt Dellaporta his award


"He's probably eaten the sofa by now." -My dad, as he realized at 9:00 that he had to go home and feed the dog.


"I know some jokes! So this guy walks into this ba...oh, nevermind." -Dan trying to fill a pause during the concert


Josette: Did we do this unit?
Mr. Schumacher: Were you here yesterday?
Josette: I thought so...

"I don't think that anyone should speak to each other during grades 6 through 12, cuz everything's just gonna be taken wrong." -Amy Rose


"He's a moron who happens to be Republican. If he were a Democrat, I'd still hate him cuz he'd still be a moron." -My mom


dEe A n Y : man this bubble bath shit is inSANE
Cror : what bubble bath shit?
dEe A n Y : Kiehl's (since 1851) Deluxe Sample Size Sastille "Grapefruit" Bath and Shower Soapy Liquid Body Cleanser
dEe A n Y : i got it free at the grammys
dEe A n Y : it smells so good
dEe A n Y : i wanna just sit here and smell me for the rest of my life

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