A little note: if you see FTA, it means "from the archives", as in it's from an IM convo a while ago.
Seregsarn : I'm back withA VENGEANCEpajamas.
Cror : There was some reason Julie didn't come.
Cror : I think it's cuz she needed to stay home and be with her relatives.
DeveusOne : oh
DeveusOne : her relatives the montegues
DeveusOne : or was it the capulets?
Cror : Well, Juliet was a Capulet.
Cror : But Julie's a Boyer.
deeany : actually, the thought that prompted this whole conversation was the scary realization that the stinson twins are graduating
Cror : Why would that prompt a conversation?
deeany : because they're the stinson twins!
deeany : and they're graduating
Cror : What made you think of that?
deeany : i can't remember
deeany : it just kinda popped up
deeany : like "hi i'm sitting here downloading porn eating pie HOLY SHIT THE STINSON TWINS ARE GRADUATING"
Cror : I'm so tired. I'm never having kids.
solarkidie : awwww...
Cror : They're cute and all, but just too much work.
solarkidie : i know... it's like dear lord why would anyone want one of thoseee
Sharon (to Julie): Here read these lyrics. They're prettier with the music, though.
Julie: Well, why don't you sing it for me?
*Sharon and I exchange looks*
Sharon: Have you ever heard me sing?
Pat (after Mark A. and I cheered on Greg Cohen at the band banquet): You trombonists are so weird.
Mark: You're just jealous because you don't have a section.
Me: Yeah, so you don't have any section spirit, like us.
Pat: I have section spirit! It's called self-esteem.
Christian Munoz (to Kristin): A lot of people call me by your name.
Me: People call you Kristin? Christian: *nods*
Kristin (to Christian): Yeah, people sometimes call me by your name, too.
Mark: They call you Munoz?!?
solarkidie : yeah... chris acquisto was so precoius today it just makes me want to cry... booohhooo hooo
Cror : *sigh*
solarkidie : sigh tooo
solarkidie : ohh cara what will i do without him
solarkidie : bhoo bhooo
Cror : You'll live. Believe me.
solarkidie : i'm scrunching my face at you
solarkidie : :Y
Cror : But you'll still live.
Me (while looking at the mist formed by Niagara Falls): Look! It looks like a dragon!
Marc: It looks like two people having sex!
*awkward pause*
Marc: No, you're right. A dragon.
Me: I dunno...I'm not really gonna start looking for a husband till I'm 32.
Kristin: I've found mine!
Sharon: I've lost mine. He's under the couch somewhere.
Cror : I adore the trombone. I was so born to play it.
Cror : It gives me the exact rush of power I need, and the feeling of importance.
Cror : And the simplicity of improvising on it, that's wonderful, too.
Cror : I mean, you can solo on trombone, make it sound really good, and really have little or no clue what notes you're playing.
ZhayTee : I never understood how that instrument can be played.
Cror : Man, you just blow.
Cror : Have you been outside since you came home from college visiting?
Seregsarn : Not really.
Seregsarn : Although I did go to the grocery store yesterday.
Cror : Woohoo, big time adventure at the grocery store.
Seregsarn : Yep.
Seregsarn : There were demons and giant intelligent friendly talking spiders.
Seregsarn : And an evil wizard guy.
Cror : Really now?
Seregsarn : He wasn't nice.
Katherine (to Jon): You love cheese more than me!
Jon: That is not what I said. What I said is that I can imagine a life without you, granted a horrible, miserable life, but a life. I cannot imagine a life without cheese.
Julie: If I were a freshman girl, you'd be my dream guy.
Jake: Are you hitting on me?
Alex: Hi, can I get a water?
Waitress: No.
solarkidie : i have to tell you my chris aquisto story of the day!
solarkidie : ok.. so after 5th peroid.... me and liz were standing around talking about to leave... and chris aquisto comes down the little steps heading right towards us.. and we're both noticing... and we're looking at him like... uhh... and then he bends down to pick up some tupperware dish.. .and turns around .. it was just really werid..
solarkidie : and i think it was a i cna't believe it's not butter dish too!
solarkidie : like he was looking at us.. and coming right at us too!
Cror : But he didn't have a thing to say to you.
solarkidie : no
Cror : Which again proves the point that he has more interest in an I Can't Believe it's Not Butter dish than in you.
solarkidie : i know how dare he!
solarkidie : wahhhh for once i'd like boys to get past the utter lure of I cant' believe it's not butter
Cror : So, I posted that you would be my lesbian girlfriend if we were both lesbians.
solarkidie : wonderful... i'd buy you some nice shoes...
Cror : Would you really?
solarkidie : i'd be like lesbian lover.. i know what girls want... good sensible shoes
Cror : And I'd get you some cute stuffed animals.
solarkidie : ahahah..
solarkidie : ehhehe i'd be the dumb one in the relationship!
solarkidie : now that's a new one
Sharon: Watching Chris Aquisto is so soothing. It's like being petted.
Me: Like being petted?!?
Sharon: Yeah, you know, like you're a dog...
Me (to Brian Stinson): Is it true that everyone in your house has wood up the wazoo?
Brian: Well, I certainly don't, but I don't know about Adam. You'll have to take that up with his boyfriend.
solarkidie : yeah.. so are you working on your govt'?
Cror : I'm done.
solarkidie : i hattteee you... in a freindly way.
solarkidie : damnigt
Cror : Not with the big project thing, but with the little project thing.
solarkidie : ohhhh yeah.. that thing..
solarkidie : sorry..
solarkidie : i don't hate you
Brian: If Adam killed himself, he'd at least save me time.
Munoz: Yeah, like with my sister, when she ran away. I was like "Gee, that's a load off my mind." But then she came back, and I was like "Damn!"
solarkidie : i ceratianly will add it into my prayer..
solarkidie : for mike d to come and realize his undying love for me
Cror : I wasn't aware of his unrealized undying love for you...
solarkidie : oh yes its there.. it's in his heart yearning to say wow i do love sharon.. not some new girl to pick from, from the whole college thing.. or any of my actaul freinds... but sharon..
solarkidie : and birds will sing
Jon: I'm gonna be gone the next two days.
Jo Jo: Jesus!
Jon: Buddah.
Mrs. Hohl: The answers are $500 and 65 inches. Now, who got them right?
Mike: Well, what were the answers?
Mrs. Hohl: I just told you the answers, you dimwit!
solarkidie : cara i'm afraid my sesame chicken is cat!
Cror : Ahhh!
solarkidie : my boss said something.. and now.. i'm like "well the texture isn't quite chickeny"
solarkidie : and it's scary
solarkidie : there should be some way of knowing.. like a drugstore hiv kit.. a "is your chicken really chicken" home dna kit or something
WNDGDRAGON : yea it's next to the fir place
Cror : The fir place?
WNDGDRAGON : oh didn't i tell you about fir place
WNDGDRAGON : it's a town in sahar's house
WNDGDRAGON : kinda like fraggle rock
WNDGDRAGON : with little green guyz and no matter what the do there always seems to be a moral
WNDGDRAGON : like they could all be on crack and be havin' an orgy and there would be a moral
WINDGDRAGON: i was just thinking carebears
WINDGDRAGON: lionheart is the best
WINDGDRAGON: no maybe sleepy
WINDGDRAGON: he was so laid back
WINDGDRAGON: like the i don't care bear
dEe A n Y : i swear to god
dEe A n Y : music school
dEe A n Y : is drinking
dEe A n Y : and practicing
dEe A n Y : that's it
Cror : Look at how cute my Pat is:
Cror : "Cror : I find it amusing that I'm so well-protected by males in general.
DeveusOne : you are? PLURAL? who? wheres my gun?"
SueBee8383 : that's soooo cute
SueBee8383 : in a sadistically over-protective way.... awwwwwww
Jackie (to Erik): What's that look?
Erik: I'm thinking!
Jackie: With your mouth hanging open?
Andrea: Well, he needs to get oxygen to his brain somehow!
Greg: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!?
*long pause*
Pat: You need a puppy.
Cror : I shouldn't doubt your instincts about boys anymore.
solarkidie : yeah! what the heck.. i have decent instincits
solarkidie : i jsut dont' know how to spell it
(Frye) hooka = a water-pipe (read expensive arabian-type bong)
(Fyre) remember Alice in Wonderland? the caterpillar?
(volsi) oh, my virgin ears
(Fyre) $6 for the hooka and a bowl of tobacco....
(volsi) Hehehe
(volsi) I keep thinking you're saying hooker
(merisa) A $6 hooker. Heh.
(volsi) and I think 'damn, that's a cheap hooker'
FTA
dEeAnY: dude the trumpet is fun.
Cror: Doesn't it like murder your lips, though?
dEeAnY: probably
dEeAnY: but its fun!
Cror: Is it harder, do you think?
dEeAnY: um
dEeAnY: the keys are cool
dEeAnY: but it lacks the funk of the trombone
Cror: Well, nothing compares to the trombone...
dEeAnY: except maybe a good taco.