Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, you've come to yet another wrong place. Below are three uh... lovely ladies. Who will be the lucky one is up to you. Good luck! (You'll need it.)
| Bachelorette #1 | Bachelorette #2 | Bachelorette #3 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Idea of the perfect date | Whispering in my father's garden while watching thieves try to rob the house. | Long walks at night when everybody else is sleeping. | A brief walk underneath the pier. |
| Favorite school subject | Caridology | Meteorology | Childcare Development |
| Most hated animal | Marius | Lark | Tiger |
| Hobbies/Spare time | Sitting in my father's garden talking to myself. | Pretending he's beside me. | Selling myself to support Bachelorette #1. |
| What she looks for in a man | A dippy student. | A dippy student | A man who will take care of my poor dear Bachelorette #1 |
