Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, you've come to yet another wrong place. Below are three uh... decent-looking, um... not disgusting-looking bachelors. Who will be the lucky one is up to you. Good luck! (You'll need it.)
Bachelor #1
Bachelor #2
Bachelor #3
Idea of a Perfect Date
A night on the barricades
High-class pick-pocketing (ex. Outside the operahouse)
A long moonlit walk along the Seine River
Favorite School Subject
Government
School? Huh?
Astronomy Hobbies
Revolting against the government
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Obsessively chasing parole-breakers Favorite Ice Cream Flavor
Strawberry & Chocolate
I make my own
Rocky Road Favorite Book
This is no time to be reading! The people must fight
Book? What?
I HATE all books! Except for the Bible. The last time he was extremely embarrassed was when...
No one showed up to fight at the barricades.
My daughter ruined a robbery by screaming
I arrested a man who I thought was a parole-breaker, but found I was wrong when the real man confessed during the trial. What he looks for in a woman
She must be patriotic and be willing to attack army troops when ridiculously outnumbered and on little or no sleep
All I want is a woman who will sweep, scrub, polish, cook, and steal. Is that so much to ask?
Look for? In a woman? Uh... I-uh, um... uh... she, uh... er... um...
