A note from Susie, head of the Alumni Association:

"Hey guys, it's Susie...um, I just wanted to let you guys know that this year's reunion was a total disaster. I mean, come on, me and Danielle had all these great activities planned, but you assholes just wanted to get drunk and smoke pot. You shoulda seen Danielle after no one showed up for the canoe trip. Then again, maybe you like to watch girls cry. Then maybe you should go to a 'We Like to Watch Girls Cry' reunion, that's what I say. Go back to kindergarten. You're the babies. I fucking quit. Blow me."

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