"Oh, Moon Goddess, I implore your loving assistance," Barbie pleaded as she stared at the moon while standing on her "Goddess Barbie Castle Balcony."

  "My true love, Ken, has been enchanted by that conniving witch, "Surfboard Barbie" and he is hypnotized by her California ways. Goddess, he has even partaken of Tofu and has begun tanning!"

  Goddess Barbie paced back and forth on the balcony, flipping her long hair every so often out of habit and slipping out of her plastic Goddess Barbie sandals. As she bent over to pick up her sandals, a voice answered her prayers from the heavens above.

  "Goddess Barbie, Ken's head is turned by the toys that come as accessories with Surfboard Barbie. He is obsessed with Surfboard Barbie's Corvette and her blond hair and tan. Surfboard Barbie's breasts are silicone enhanced whereas your's are much more natural as a Goddess's should be. When he tires of those things, he will soon return to you. When he figures out that intelligent conversation with Surfboard Barbie is not in the stars, he will run to you and all will be well!"

  "Oh, Moon Goddess, why have I come with such a boring accessory package? It is just so unfair! Why wasn't I given a fast car or a hot tub or bigger boobs? How can I expect to keep Ken interested?" Goddess Barbie whined.

    "Have you forgotten the Book of Powers that accompanied you? Have you forgotten to read the directions? Have you inherited Surfboard Barbie's lack of brain cells?" Goddess Moon admonished.

    "Ahh, yes, the Book of Powers. I had forgotten."

  "Do I have to do everything for you earthbound goddesses? Turn to page 68 in the book and read the section, "69 Tricks to Keep Your Man Interested" and please, dear, follow the directions!" Moon Goddess advised. "The last Goddess Barbie I advised to do that didn't follow the directions to the letter, took some things very literally and that's why you and Ken are pretty much built the same from the waist down!"

  "Thank you Moon Goddess! I will proceed to read the Book of Powers and soon Ken will be back here in the Goddess Barbie Castle with me again," Goddess Barbie exclaimed as she ran into her Goddess Barbie Wardrobe closet to pick out the most seductive Goddess Barbie outfit she could find.

  Moon Goddess looked down and shook her head. She didn't understand what all the fuss amongst the Barbie population was regarding that eunuch Ken! Moon Goddess thought of GI Joe with his manly ways and rugged way of dressing. Now there was a man worth getting all crazy about!

  And far off in the land of California, Ken and Surfboard Barbie drove off into the sunset in her Surfboard Barbie Corvette with white teeth flashing and blond hair blowing in the wind and as Ken stared at Surfboard Barbie, he definately was not interested in conversation. He was dying to get into her Surfboard Barbie Wardrobe closet and see how he looked in a string bikini and he smiled. When he finally did get into one, he'd take a picture and send it to GI Joe!