"Hey,
Bubba, what d'ya think that picture means?"
"Well, baby, seems to me it's one of them thar' Greekian thangs.
Looks like they're bout ready to fall down. Could use some storing up with my
roll of super duct tape, ya know."
"Bubba, you could fix just bout anythang with that roll of duct
tape. I love a man who knows how to fix thangs!"
"Dang, baby, you always know how to get me hot!"
"So, what cha gonna do bout it, duct tape man?"
"You mean right here, in this museam?"
"You never been shy before, Bubba. Ain't nobody around. What cha
waiting for? "
"Oh, Sue Ann, now you be teasing your man and you know what that
does to me!"
"Yea, I do know and I'm just standing here waitin on my man to do
what he ought to cause he does it better 'n' any man from Swamp Gulch
Willow."
"Damn, now you really got me goin'! I cain't hold back no longer,
baby!"
"C'mon baby. Do it! Do it now!"
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"Hey, Jessie, come here and look at what someone
done to this here picture!"
"Holy Alligator Shoes! Look at that! Now why would someone do
something like that to that Greekian picture? Hell, how we gonna exsplain this
to the boss?"
"Step back a bit Billy Bob and take a look see from a
distance."
"Well, lookie at that! Someone put little duct tape people and
houses on that picture. Sure looks more interestin' and inspirin" that
way!"
"Do you think...Is it possible...no it would be too good to be
true..."
"What? Tell me, Jessie, what???"
"The museam has been visited by 'Duct Tape Man'! He's been my hero
since I was a little snot nosed sprout! And, I missed him!"
"Duct Tape Man? THE Duct Tape Man?"
"Just think, man. We came THIS close to meetin' him....this
close...."
"Dang!"
"Yup, man, sometimes greatness just passes ya by like a
whisper."
