How to Dress a Chicken
Come help me dress a chicken,
My sweet Ol' Grandma said.
But when we went to dress the bird,
The scrawny thing was dead?!
Now this was a tiny problem --
But soon a bigger one arose.
For how do you dress a chicken
When you have no chicken clothes ?
Then, I had to wonder why this
Chicken hadn't fled?
Before we arrived to play dress up--
Someone chopped off her head!
Still, I am a might confused --
I really must confess.
'Cause we still plucked its feathers off--
And Grandma called it "dressed?!"
I just didn't see it the way Grandma did,
Though I don't mean to pester--
But when we plucked the feathers off
didn't we "undress" her?