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Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball.
Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
husband," she says.
He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either," she says, also not recognizing the unit.
He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.
The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman
if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting
there, the girl says, "I have a confession to make: the reason that we
haven't been too intimate is because of my extremely flat chest. If
you want to cancel the wedding, it's ok with me."
The guy thought
about it for a while, and said that he didn't mind that she was flat,
and that sex isn't the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said, " I also
have a confession; below my waist, it's just like a baby. If you
want to cancel the wedding, it's ok with me"
The girl thought about
it for a while and said that she did not mind, and she also believed
that there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy about their honesty with each other. They went on
to Vegas and got married.
On their wedding night, the girl took off
her clothes, and she was a flat as a washboard.
Then the guy took
off his clothes. One glance at his naked body and the girl
fainted and fell to the floor.
After she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you about my problem before we got married, why did you still faint?"
The girl says: " You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy replies, "Yes, 7 pounds and 21 inches."
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