Blondes' Revenge!
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
"What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"
Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
Because the
plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
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