NOT-TOO-RAUNCHY ONE-LINERS
(OK, A little Raunchy!)




What does an eskimo get after sitting on the ice too long?



Polaroids!



What did the fish say as he hit the brick wall?



Dam!



What do you call Santa's helpers?





Subordinate Clauses



What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?





A frigid midget with a rigid digit!



Doctor to Old Man, "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."

Old Man, "Thank God I don't have Alzheimer's!"



Read this out loud:
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID

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