NOT-TOO-RAUNCHY ONE-LINERS
(OK, A little Raunchy!)
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What does an eskimo get after sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
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What did the fish say as he hit the brick wall?
Dam!
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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
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What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit!
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Doctor to Old Man, "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."
Old Man, "Thank God I don't have Alzheimer's!"
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Read this out loud:
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID
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