i’ll start properly. the first time i saw ambulance i fell utterly in love with them. they had a bit of a mouth drop period at the start of their set where the eyes widen and you find the words "wow" bouncing about your mouth. and i wasn’t the only one. darren took to the mike and here i feel compelled to state my philosophy that if you’re actually going to have a frontman he has to be a stunner. it doesn’t matter what he looks like physically just as long as he can carry off whatever he wants. and darren can. he is perhaps in the running for the title of perfect popstar...
yeah, yeah ,popstar, popstar but the music! the music! i had to repeat myself twice there, just to emphasise that little point. they are punk with a strain of glam cruising through. possibly their favourite word is "scum".it features about, oooh twenty times in "the bitch issue" (neat play on words there, boys and girls)
so let the introductions commence...
on vocals there is darren, wearer of cool shirts and excessive eyeliner
bass boy is the charming paul, nice high frets boy, nice high frets…..
on guitar let me introduce adam - i’m having a vision of blue trousers, perhaps...
wait up, a girl drummer .wow. i salute you catherine (bye bye to andy! so why did he go then???)
and last (heheheh) is everybody’s favourite, dan, on keyboards. if he’s still with them of course.