Jello kills

See. I told you I had friends...

Sander

Cousin Anne.
Until she gets off her arse to send me a photo, this will continue to be my cousin, Anne.

Little Shit.

Sharon

Particle.
'Tis a dustybunny.

Xavier

This insane ball of fluff is my dog, Sparky.

Rory.
Don't actually know him, but I had to put the man somewhere...

Everyone knows Jiggy Wiggle the coked-out mouse

Mr.
MooCow my moocow.

This is EEP..... my fictitious child.
What?
Oh right, like you don't have
a fictitious child
.....pshhhhh.