Interview With A Tourbus Ho

*The following article is the COMPLETE TRUTH, it is NOT fiction*

I was sitting at my house yesterday listening to my favorite radio show. I hear they are going to interview one of the "infamous" tourbus chicks from that after party. The ones that got on the bus with the guys.. turns out these hooches stayed on the bus with *NSYNC for 3 freakin days! Jealous? Hell yeah I am.. I taped it and I'm writing out the interview in it's entirety I thought ya'll might be interested, knowwhatimsayin?? Now I know some people aren't going to believe THIS either, just like they don't believe the After Party story... Frankly, I don't give a damn. But, I have proof! If ya want a copy of this to hear for yourself, plus some cool songs like BSB I Want It That Way, with COMPLETELY different lyrics. JC's Thug Appeal duet with Blaque.. "Are ya feelin my Timbs my baggy jeans my thug appeal?"..sorry got carried away there thinking about JC. Anyway.. I'll put those, and like 15 other songs out of my 100+ CD collection on a tape for ya for $7 that's $5 for the tape, plus $2 for shipping.. if you are interested, email me for my list of CD's, I'll fit as much as I can on a 90 minute tape. All righty.. let's get to this interview...


Exclusive Interview!


This is VERBATIM to what they said on the radio. Yes, I actually sat at work, and played the tape over and over to get it down WORD for WORD. My comments will be in white

For starters, the show is hosted by Amanda, 22.. she is a HUGE *NSYNC fan, and a guy named JoJo he is like 23, and he always picks on Amanda.. LOL... they are both very cool though.

JoJo: This is a BHT exclusive, and it's only because Amanda's so obsessed with the group that we can bring you this report

*Amanda Laughs*

JoJo: What happened was on Wednesday, after they made there appearance..uh.. I guess.. each member of *NSYNC brought 2 women apiece..

Amanda cuts him off Well, there was about 10 girls that followed the guys onto the bus, so we're assuming about 2 girls apiece

JoJo ...and they were allowed to follow them onto the bus...

Amanda Yes, the bodyguards went looking for the girls

JoJo And so, one would think.. ya know.. what's gonna happen to these girls once they're.. I mean.. where do they go from being on the bus, right?

Amanda Right, because they didn't stay at the Woodlands *The Woodlands is where the after party was, by the way* They got on the bus and drove away.

JoJo: and left...

Amanda: Mmm hmmm..

JoJo: So, my theory was that these lucky women went with *NSYNC all the way to Hershey for 3 days on this bus. *Hershey was the next concert after ours, they had 1 day off in between*

Amanda: Right, and we were wondering how did they get back.. what happened? BUT.... here I am coming home from the concert on Friday *In Hershey* and there's the *NSYNC tourbus on 81 North*A Highway* So... we get a call

JoJo: Which I have right here. Are you ready for this caller? This is someone who was actually on the *NSYNC bus for 3 days who heard me talking about them on Saturday*He was talking about it on the air on Saturday, July 24.. that is when this interview took place. They aired it on Monday, July 26, 1999*

*The phone call starts, you have to hear this girls freaking voice. She sounds so stuck up and airheaded. You could tell by the way she was talking that she didn't think he was going to put her on the air. They don't give her name, so I'll just call her "girl"...*

Girl: Yo, you were just talking about me on the radio, about the *NSYNC bus on 81..

JoJo: Haaaa Haaaaaaa *He actually says it just like that, this guy is a real smartass*

Girl: *laughs* How'd you find out about that??

JoJo: Aww. Ya see that! *NSYNC picked you up on Wednesday, took ya to Hershey, then drove you back last night, didn't they!

Girl: Yeeeeah*She like hesitates when she says this, Like she is wondering "How the Hell does he know!?!? Her voice is SO obnoxious.. I can't get over it*

JoJo: See that!

Girl: How'd you know about that?!?

JoJo: JoJo knows ALL!!!

Girl: Oh my God!!

JoJo: Haaaa!

Girl: Get outta here!

JoJo: That's great, so ya got the total *NSYNC experience?

Girl: TOTAL *NSYNC experience! *The way she says TOTAL makes me want to reach through the radio, grab this bitch, and beat her within an inch of her life.*

JoJo: Any dirt ya wanna share with the class?

Girl: Ummmmmm.... No dirt really, I mean, they're real cool....

JoJo: Um hmmm

Girl: They're really cool guys..

*The put the phone call on pause for a few seconds, and it goes back to JoJo and Amanda live in the studio*

JoJo: She should be mentioning that she's probably lying right there, right?

Amanda: Probably, I'm sure there was dirt, and I'm sure she signed something to say there's not. *Go Amanda! You are so right! you can tell in the call from the way the girl says "Ummmm" When he asks about "dirt" that she is hiding some stuff*

Back to the phone call...

JoJo: Which one were you hanging out with specifically?

Girl: JC.. *Bitch!...LOL*

JoJo Really?

Girl: Yeah... he's my fave..

*They put the call on pause again, and JoJo says " JC, who, by the way.. is Amandas favorite, and now she is VERY upset Thank you!" He said that on the air as a joke.. but her fave is really Justin, he just said it to be funny*

Back to the phone call....

JoJo: Oh my god!

Girl: But..it's cool cuz I'm there age, so they don't wanna hang out with little kids..

JoJo: So, it's all legal and everything?

Girl: Oh Yeah!!! *Ugh.. the way she says "Oh yeah! is SO obnoxious.. if I ever see this girl...grrrrr...*

Thet pause the call again for a few seconds...

JoJo: See what I mean!!

Amanda: Yes

JoJo: That was my little trick question asking if it was all legal.. and she.says... *He puts on this stuck up little girlie voice, very funny* "Oh yeah!"*See, this guys is SMART. If there was no dirt.. why would she be saying "It's all legal??" Way to go JoJo.. !*

Amanda: Right, Right,

Back to the phone call again...

Girl: I'm 21

JoJo: Ya know what, it was all just a theory that that's what happened because I... there bus was spotted yesterday on 81 North..

Girl: Uh huh...

JoJo: And, we had definitely seen several women get into their bus at the Woodlands

Girl: *Makes a surprised sound, then laughs*

JoJo: So, they had to get dropped off somewhere..

Girl: I know! *The way she says this also makes me want to slap her. You have to hear this chicks voice..*

JoJo: So..... there....... WoW!..... Did you get to sleep in JC's bunk?

Girl: Nooooo

JoJo: Awww..

Girl: I wish!

They go back to the studio again and JoJo and Amanda are talking.

JoJo: She's lying. *The way he says this is SO funny. Realy serious he says it*

Amanda: Yes, she's lying. I bet

JoJo: She slept there every night!

Amanda laughs

JoJo: You didn't get to sleep there though! *See what I mean? He is always pickin on her!*

Amanda: No

JoJo: So, there's the *NSYNC exposé, we hope we've given you the little inside scoop....

Amanda: BUT, now, I wanna tell you a little bit more!

JoJo: Oh no!....

Amanda: Supposedely, they had an after party after Hershey as well, so maybe, they picked up more women. BUT, their girlfriends were in Hershey, and they were NOT here in Montage.. *Where I went to the concert at* so, maybe, they hooked up with their girlfriends again and shipped the other girls home. *Not all of the guys girlfriends were there, only 2 of them*

JoJo: Oh! The chemistry of being a celebrity...


That's the end of it. The girl was so obnoxious.. you could tell from her tone of voice that she was hiding A LOT more than she was letting on. I can't believe they took those girls to Hershey knowing 2 of their girlfriends were going to be there! Oh well, LOL.. I think it's pretty funny. I'm going crazy though, I can't get that skanks voice out of my head.... if ya have any questions about this, or want a copy.. email me.
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