CAMERON'S CAPTIONS
"I saw you naked in Owen's hot tub--that makes you crazy!"
"I can feel his nipples through leather!"
"...thanks best cut Cory off....he's a mean drunk...I on the other hand...I
love you much...you are wonderful..."
(from a letter that then became illegible
French that ended with "...Je suis une son of a bitch.")
"Things are just starting to get--" (stamps foot twice, like Mr. Ed counting) "--INTERESTING!"
"That's looney as a bin...you know what I mean!"
"Watch out, or you'll get corn on your titties."
CAMERON: I was up at nine, and I didn't
go to bed until seven
ANONYMOUS: Why were you up at nine?
CAMERON: I had to go home.
"I put too much pepper on my chips...but I haven't sneezed yet."
"I'm just being stilly...you know, stupid and silly."
"I'm as offended as a monk on Valentine's Day."
"You smote my upper lip, Curtis!"
(that's what happens when you're drunk and
you ask someone to pass you a pen)
CAMERON: I want to tell you something...my
nosehairs are longer than yours...no...I want to tell you something...you're
all sweethearts."
ANONYMOUS BARTENDER: You are SO cut off!
"That' was fushing fabulous!"
-drinking Caesars, and allergic to tomatos
"I do not snore. You snore."
"I'm trying to so not be sober up not be drunk."
-words from the tub
"Shit I'm hot! No, I mean my neck! My neck is hot--look, blisters!"
"My dancing should be an olympic sport!'
"Nighty nighty aphrodite!"
"SPAGHETTI!! SPAGHETTI AND WIENERS!!"
"Look at that Oscar. Who does that look like? I see an Ethiopian. She has 16 rings. Most have twelve, but I count at least 16. She's surpassed us all."
"I'd give you head right this minute if I wasn't gay."
"dolty dolty dolt, dolt"
"Oh, tough titties to the kitties."
"I should probably be a marmot, but I'm not."
"Was I just smoking a cigarette? Did I put it
in my pocket?"