Wenda Wind Speaks
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week.
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"I didn't leave, I was just taking out the trash....I should have done
that around midnight."
-efficient busser
"What's a guy gotta do to get laid in this town?"
"What day does Good Friday fall on?"
"He broke my dad-burned dick hand!"
-on Ryan stepping on his hand by accident
"I have--"
followed by her opening her leopard skin purse,
pulling out a cracker and dipping it into the birthday cake icing.
"Mmmmm."
"Eat cake and don't come up til you have a pussy moustache!"
"The first one told me a pen was ten inches. This one tells me a pen is eight inches!" (throws pen) "If somebody would get me a ruler for my stepdown I'd be happy!"
"If you miss your turn in Saskatoon, you're fucked. You may as well just head outta the city and start over again!"
"You won't watch that, but you'll watch some girl suck another girl's
tit on Pridevision!"
-chastising Fake Whitney
THOMAS: "There's a party in your mouth!"
WENDA: "ooh, I'm going to invite everyone!"
"I like 'em stiff..."
"He said 'grab my disc' but he didn't pronunciate it right, so I grabbed his dick."
"Honestly sweetie, you could have said 'grab my shoe', and I still would have grabbed your dick."
"I can't believe I set my drink and smokes down for one minute, and they're gone. That really--hey, cute guys with no shirts on!"
"Remember when I was bitching about my drink and my smokes? I just forgot what table I put them on."
"I'm in a blue room with yellow trim--I can't tell you any more than
that."
(don'tcha hate those mornings after?)
DEVIN:
...then he could evade problems.
GERRARD:
Evade?
DEVIN:
Evade! Look at me, all usin' big words when I'm boxed!
"Do you think
there's a full moon in Winnipeg too?"
-so blonde
"What a night! My drink is almost empty, you're not serving any more, everyone here is acting like it's a full moon, and my piece of ass just walked out the door!"
"Jeez! I just wanna get laid and have fun. Is that so much to ask?"
"Holy shit! Holy delayed! Girl gotta get over herself!"
DEVIN:
"___ came up to me and asked me to go back to his place and have sex with
him in his whirlpool."
KATHLEEN:
"Did you tell him he had you up until the
whirlpool part?"
"He's an ingoranus!"
"It's all about Iona this year...as in Iona Big Stick that I'm gonna fuckin' beat her ass with!"
"He has a little ding-a-ling."
"Oh, him we like--he's got a ring-a-ding-a-ling!"
"It's all about hooking my heels through my earrings."
"Whenever he says he's the bomb, I tell him he's just a little firecracker."
"It was more like step, step step, FLOOR, step step..."
explaining why his new drag name should
be Della Kit Flower
"You wanna see my panties?"