My world, welcome to it!
"I
always say have a nice life--some people say have a nice day, I say why
limit yourself?
Have a nice day? Which one?"
-Bud Anderson
LIFE'S
TOO SHORT. You
could go out tomorrow and get hit by a bus, for God's sake!. And would
you want your last thought
to be an angry one? Your last impression to be a malicious one? Love
each
other. Love yourselves. Today is a gift; that's why they call it the
present.
"Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains?
It must be so boring!"
-- Sherlock Holmes
So many people to thank, so many people to congratulate, so many people to mock. And not necessarily in that order. Of course, my mother did say, if you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me...or was it don't put it in your mouth if you don't know where it's been? Whatever....But relax--if you don't see your name here, it doesn't mean I don't love you...oh, wait, yeah it does.
"The really important
thing is...
is that I’m taller than you. Yeah."
--Jessica Pearson
"His idea
of communication is dropping a witty one-liner
and shooting you in the
face."
-Danny Williams, Hawaii Five-0
RYAN AKA VICTORIA: You are the gayest Doctor I have
ever seen. I can't wait to see what happens as you make your way
through life. Hope you had fun this year!!
MONIQUE AKA TRIPP N'FALL:You
did an excellent job stepping in the way you did. Tripp is a fun and
creative fella and I hope we get to see more of him! Now for God's
sake, quit tripping literally! Also, the plants need watering *L*
DEREK
AKA JENNY TALIA: In many ways you are everything that is brilliant
about the community. Also, you are a sarcastic mean total bitch! This
is definitely a good thing. I deeply wish that you were moving on up
tonight, but I get it, I really do. Just know that whatever you decide
to do with your life, your art, your entertainment, your
career--whatever it is, I am in your corner 100% and I love you very
much!
ANDY
SMOKES/BRIAN: You big crybaby! How the hell did you
go from that asshole drunk guy a million years ago to being such a
terrific friend? You stepped up to the plate this year while you had so
much else going on, and you knocked it out of the fucking park! This
night is for you as much as the Empress, and I cannot tell you how very
very proud I am to call you Emperor! Well, I guess I can tell you, cos
I just did! But seriously, way to exceed everyone's expectations over
and over again. You are a force to be reckoned with and I for one can't
wait to see what you do next! Beyond that, you have been such a
ridiculously good friend to me that I really don't know what to say. I
love you too! And finally, you know I'm the top, so you know what to
do: NOW SWIRL!!!
YADA/GERRARD: What can
be said that hasn't already
been said! I hope the music in your soul plays for a thousand years!
Enjoy the evening, and I'm looking forward to your next step-down *L*
You once said its all about being entertaining, and I hope you know you
have never disappointed in that regard! We've been doing this a long
time and you always come through with truly original and innovative
stuff. Don't ever change! Also, I don't want to see your panties
anymore, please.
"...because
life isn't worth living if you can't be thoughtlessly kind."
-Kristin Thomas
"I am
sincerely sorry. That is what I was trying to tell you,
last year, when this conversation started."
--Steve McGarrett
GLCR-What the hell was I thinking? Nothing says community
spirit like cleaning up vomit in the men's room! I'm dreading the
coming snow just about as much as I'm expecting to get accused of theft
any second now. It really is what all the cool kids do *L* But the fact
of the matter is that no matter how far we've come, the GLCR is
still vital to the men and women of the community and will be for many
years to come. Take pride in the uniqueness of us! I am so very proud
to call myself a lifetime member of this amazing organization. To all
the
volunteers,
keep up the good work, the GLCR
would not exist without you! ps Hey, everybody! No drugs in the
fucking building! Do it at home if you have to, but leave my fucking
bar alone, cos if we get shut down cos you couldn't keep that crap out
of your nose, Imma totally gonna cut a bitch!!
QUEEN CITY PRIDE: Welcome
to the gay community! Seriously, we've already repaired a decade worth
of PR damage in just one weekend. I hope those of you who made it to
Coronation enjoyed it, and I'm looking forward to working on an amazing
pride week together!
RSAR-
such a vital part of our community. It may not be what it once was, but
that's not necessarily a bad thing. Of course, as with every year,
there has been some utterly reprehensible behaviour, and people taking
it upon themselves to decide what the rules should be, but as I often
say to gay men, don't let a couple of cunts ruin the whole party for
ya! It looks like there are plenty of
fresh faces and hard workers ready to step up and continue the work
that Bernie, Sean and I started. Bubbles, Deb, this is your baby and
I'm glad you have it like I have the
X-Files. You love it and are tenacious at what you do, so try not to
hurt yourselves or anyone else too badly and I'll
see what happens in a couple of years.
"Only one death threat, two demands for my immediate resignation, and
two for my suicide. IT'S A HIT!!"
--Steven Moffatt
HUGS:
Harvey, Mike, Steve, Danny, Neal, Peter, Sherlock,
John, Ianto, Jack, Blair, Jim,
Giles, Spike, Lex, Clark, Fox, Walter....
KUDOS
:
Anyone
who found their way to Sunday brunch or TV night.
Thanks, you make me feel special; Online friends and fans,
you are my support system and I couldn't do any of it without you--I
really
am that internet
success story; all out of town guests who make
Regina more beautiful by virtue of their presence and home town
folks
who do the same; God Bless you all....
John:
"That...was amazing."
Sherlock: "Do you think so?"
John: "Of course it was, it was extraordinary. It was quite
extraordinary."
Sherlock: "That's not what people normally say."
John: "What do people normally say?"
Sherlock: "Piss off."
There's
more and more after that, and I'd probably go on and on if I didn't
have a shit-ton of work to do, not to mention all my plans to take over
the world...okay, maybe not, but seriously, all that online porn won't
read itself! At any rate, I'll add names later if I feel
like it, if I remember, or if
you
email me to bitch about not being in here!
Oh,
and don't forget:
In my world, the coffee is strong as death, black as hell and sweet as
love (and always made by Ianto Jones). The smoking section is always
open. Fox Mulder is always just as close as my dvdplayer, Slow Motion
Walter is always more than just a blues song, and the
Gunmen always visit on Friday. Bunnies and bears always frolic in my
living room, Blair Sandburg is always the bottom, there is always a
next Sunday, everything's Benedict and nothing hurts, and finally, the
Blanches are always shaken, never stirred.
That's enough to be going on with, don't you think?
Copyright 2011 Michele. All rights reserved. I went to law school.