"Always remember me by three simple words...any three, as long as they're simple."
-Boris Tateerz

So here we are again, my friend, and I hope you had a good time this weekend; I probably did! You probably missed some of the show while you were squinting at the program and looking for your name (don't lie, we all do it!) Well, if you didn't put in an ad, or TPTB decided you didn't get some love on those pages,  you just might have wound up here. Glad to have you!
Of course, if you're just here for the porn, head on over to the slash page, which is a good bit and has Walter in it. Otherwise, check this out!
There may be a message for you here.  Or not.  Either way, welcome to the Home of The Goddess.  Enjoy your visit, and drop by anytime-the coffee's always on!

"Names, darling, names"
-Jennifer Saunders

This is where I get personal, if only for a moment, and if only for the few of you who may indulge my delicious and meretricious feelings of self-importance long enough to visit this page.  If you are not one of the two or three, let me know who you are, and I'll add your name to this message.  Maybe... 

CORONATION 2024: TRIPLE B BALL - BRAIDS, BANNOCK AND BABUSHKAS

Well, there you have it.  I hope you have enjoyed your visit to my ball ad page, and please feel free to browse the rest of the site.  Just remember, there's an infinite amount of love in the world; enough for you, enough for me, and enough for *them*. And at the end of the day, you've just got to say it's all right....

Previous Program Ads:

CORONATION 2023: DIAMOND DUNGEONS AND GLAMOROUS SEX TAPES

CORONATION 32 : "SHADY PINES, MA, SHADY PINES!"

Coronation 25 - From Psychotic to Psychadelic: A Clockwork Orange Production

Two Worlds Collide--Tragedy Meets Reality: The XXIV Mr and Miss Gay Regina Pageant

Coronation 2014

"Thank God I Signed the Prenup, Now How Do We Get Divorced?"

The XXIII Mr and Miss Gay Regina Step Down: "Return of the Attack of the 50 Foot Zombie Chainsaw Massacre of the Virgins Who Kill - Part 2"

September 2012: CORONATION 2012

May 2012:Welcome to Neverland (Mr. and Miss Gay Regina 2012)

September 2011: CORONATION 2011

May 2011: Jenny's Stepdown (Mr. and Miss Gay Regina 2011)

(insert heart failure here)

September 2009: HERE

September, 2008: HERE

April 20, 2008: Your High School Graduation! (the Mr. and Miss Gen Q Pageant)

September 2007: HERE

April 29, 2007: Once Upon a Time; Fantasy or Reality

November 11, 2006:INVESTITURES: A MILITARY BALL

September 2006 (more drama than queen): HERE

September 2005 is HERE

May 2005: HERE (Mr and Miss Gay Regina 2005)

September 2004: HERE.

September 2003: HERE.

September 2002 is HERE

September 2001 is HERE!

"If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love."
-Fox Mulder

Thus I do remain,

Her Imperial and Sovereign Majesty,

recipient of theRoyal Order of the Maple Leaf,
the fourth elected and fifth and 31st appointed Empress of Regina and all of Saskatchewan,
the Vagina from Regina,five foot two no matter which way you measure her, the Golden Arches Rainbow Pride Not Obsessed Just Focused Stalkerific X-Files Empress, THE GUARDIAN OF HISTORY AND THE TEMPLATE BY WHICH ALL OTHER FAGHAGS ARE MEASURED, Entertainer of the Year 2000 and 2021
Empress IV V , EMPRESS XXXI

AND

Community Historian Empress Ultima

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