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^{My
world,
welcome to it!}

LIFE'S TOO SHORT. You could go out tomorrow and get hit by a bus, for God's sake!. And would you want your last thought to be an angry one? Your last impression to be a malicious one? Love each other. Love yourselves. Today is a gift; that's why they call it the present.

So many people to thank, so many people to congratulate, so many people to mock. And not necessarily in that order. Of course, my mother did say, if you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me...or was it don't put it in your mouth if you don't know where it's been? Whatever....But relax--if you don't see your name here, it doesn't mean I don't love you...oh, wait, yeah it does.

JASON: There's supergay....
WHITNEY: That's hypergay
MITCHELL: This is like the Zonda of gay right here!

BERNIE/ANITA: I love and miss you a lot. Let me know if there's ever anything I can do for you!
BOB/WILMA/GIA: We missed you tonight. Be well and be beautiful!
BRUCE & AVAUGHNA: The Empress of Canada Foundation will do nothing but succeed in your hands.
CAESAR: We won't always be in the back row! You did an awesome job this week-don't let anyone tell you different!
DEREK AKA JENNY TALIA: Beardy! Your talent and creativity is unbelievable!
DEVINE AND TONY: Quite possibly the most beautiful couple on the circuit! Hugs!!
DION: Thank you for always being so supportive of Regina's court, and always bringing an A-Game worth of Smiles to our city!
GIRTH BROOKS/BRETT: Your talent staggers me! Your ideas and creations are almost as big as your heart! Thank you for being an amazing Mr. Gay Regina and an amazing friend!

"He's big, strong and dumb, we gotta be able to use that kinda talent somewhere right?"
--Shane P

JASON&WHITNEY: Hey, can I borrow your kid for my double decade walk?
JOELLE: You are such an awesome friend--Benedict's lucky to have us and I'm lucky to have you!
JADE: It was my honour to witness your double decade performance tonight, and I'm so glad you are a part of our Court family! Plus, I watch all my Rider games vicariously through your Facebook posts!
JEFFY:You are fantastic, and an inspiration to other monarchs!
JEROD:In so short a time you have become such an amazing friend! Thank you for all the joy and laughter you bring to my life, and know that if there's ever anything I can do for you, I will. (What's wrong, why are you doing that? Did I do it wrong?)
JUICY: Make me a dress!
KERRY: Oh, Colonel!! There will NEVER be a time that you will NOT be the best Emperor ever!!! Thank you for twenty years of coffees and brunches, shows and Blanches and for always making the fat girl feel like a real Empress!
NINATRON:Take him, he's ALL yours!!
RENE/JACQUE STRAPPE:Congratulations, you will have an amazing year! Thank you for being a big part of my Emperor's life and by proxy a big part of mine. Let's go watch some Buffy, whaddya say?
ROB: We missed you tonight--I'm so looking forward to this year and your part in it!
RUBY: Regina misses you, but you've more than made a name for yourself away from our small town. Continue to be stunning!
SATINA: You are gorgeous and inventive!
SHANE: I miss you sweetie, more than you'll probably ever know....
SIMONE: Hey, Pizza Guy, you're right, the theme from Frozen would make a great Coronation song!
STEF: You are so sweet and gawdamn have you got a set of pipes! Wish you all happiness--that smile is infectious!
ANNE/THOMAS&MARTIN: I was honoured to witness your decade performance! I wish we could see more of each other. Also, you'll be 50 first ha ha! Martin, bless you for your kind and patient manner--sometimesI think you are the eye of the hurricane!
TRIXIE: Dewy! God I love you so much! But for the last time, there is no fucking pizza and offsale at my house!
TROY: Oh, Mama Rose, I love you for so much more than your banana bread!
YADA/GERRARD: That number was perfect for you and a great celebration of your double decade! Thank you for sharing it!

John: "That...was amazing."
Sherlock: "Do you think so?"
John: "Of course it was, it was extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary."
Sherlock: "That's not what people normally say."
John: "What do people normally say?"
Sherlock: "Piss off."

A'DAM GOODTIME/NATHAN Citizen of the Year, and well deserved. Remember, class will always show in the end, and you have nothing to be sorry for and everything to be proud of!

BETTI RAGE/JAY: I knew you'd be amazing the first time I saw you, and I was right. Please let Betti be a part of our lives for years to come!

S.R. DYNASTY/SEAN: You are the gayest gay that ever gayed a gay and I love you for it! You will always have my support!

SCOOTER DOWN-LO/SCOTT: Oh Scooter, what can I say that won't be forgotten in a hungover haze? You're a good man, and always do your best to please everyone. Don't ever lose that!

KRICKET/THANE: I love Kricket, and you and your last walk dress were as amazing as I knew they would be. But I love Thane more and can't wait to share pop n chips n brunch n telly with you again soon!

"I tried to buy you a drink, but it ended up in my glass."
--Trixie Pan Am

CHINA:Forty minutes and a cake! You can trust me to always tell you the truth, and to always listen. Let me know how I can help.
MITCHELL: "I never expected to be anybody's best friend, and certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing."--Sherlock Holmes. I hope you know what you mean to me, and know I'm here for you, always.

Tucker's Law:
If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

GLCR: To all the volunteers, keep up the good work, the GLCR would not exist without you! Lindsey, Nathan, Matt, so much hard work, thank you! Andrew, you are a true gentleman, and a constant positive soul in our club! Cory, thank you for stepping up and taking on this thankless job. You are an inspiration, an irritation, and truly dedicated to the gay community. Looking forward to a bright future!
KINK REGINA: I might not be ready for a tens unit or a night with the furries, but you are all such kind and generous people, and I hope you know how very happy we are to have you in our diverse family!
QUEEN CITY PRIDE: Jesse Ireland, I love you! I know Pride 2015 will be brilliant. Just one word of advice: The GLCR is where the gay people are.
RWRC: Get it together, your potential is staggering!
RSAR- such a vital part of our community. This organization is growing stronger all the time, and it looks like there are plenty of fresh faces and hard workers ready to step up and continue the work that Bernie, Sean and I started.

"You know if Gareth David Lloyd and Ben stood in a room and shouted F**K! at each other, I would burst into flames and die air humping the room."
--Michele T.

HUGS: Harvey, Mike, Steve, Danny, Neal, Peter, Sherlock, John, Ianto, Jack, Blair, Jim, Giles, Spike, Lex, Clark, Fox, Walter....
KUDOS : Anyone who found their way to Sunday brunch or TV night. Thanks, you make me feel special; Online friends and fans, you are my support system and I couldn't do any of it without you--I really am that internet success story; all out of town guests who make Regina more beautiful by virtue of their presence and home town folks who do the same; God Bless you all....

MICHELE: Why do I live in Saskatchewan again?
JOELLE: Drag-Queen bingo and Timbits. Oh, and Mitchell.

There's more and more after that, and I'd probably go on and on if I wasn't so old and tired. And besides, all that online porn won't read itself! At any rate, I'll add names later if I feel like it, if I remember, or if you email me to bitch about not being in here!

Oh, and don't forget:
In my world, the coffee is strong as death, black as hell and sweet as love (and always made by Ianto Jones). The smoking section is always open. Fox Mulder is always just as close as my dvdplayer, Slow Motion Walter is always more than just a blues song, and the Gunmen always visit on Friday. Bunnies and bears always frolic in my living room, Blair Sandburg is always the bottom, there is always a next Sunday, everything's Benedict and nothing hurts, and finally, the Blanches are always shaken, never stirred.
That's enough to be going on with, don't you think?