CASSANDRA SEZ...
"Do you not think there are people already upstairs who can provide me with the so-called 'gears'?"
"I just found Jesus, and not in that Paris-Hilton-in-jail way!"
"I'm not sure that's the answer I would give if I was to make one up..."
"It's Darth Maul, only more Roughridery!"
(ah, facepaint!)
I wonder if Jesus had this many sandals.
shoe-shopping
I thought it was good…although you had yet another groups of sarcastic kids, that I want to beat with a frozen hose!
"Don't fuckin' argue with me--I'm the QUEEN of answers!"
"It's not that I want to be submissive...I just don't want to go down without a fight."
"I hate you, Runnels! and I'm not just being cute!"
"It was ownershipalicious!"
"You can't snort cocaine....no, wait!"
"Yeah, no..."
"I don't want to hear about Bert probing anything!"
(see Master Prober announcement)
"I always sound friendly--it's my two-faced nature!"
"Welcome to the world of NOT!"
"What happens in a small orange plastic saloon, stays in a small orange plastic saloon."
"Hello queue time my old friend...."
FAT PENGUINS! Just wanted to say something to break the ice!
"Yesterday was puzzle day--I was puzzled for most of the day, but I don't think that's what they meant..."
CASSANDRA: 'The Biggest Loser' makes
me
angry.
MIKE B.: I'm sorry.
CASSANDRA: I
didn't say *looking* at the biggest loser makes me angry.
"By the power of cucumber, I shall eat!"
"I'll miss the bunnies when I'm working at Staples."
"Here comes the trolley..."
on Troy's 'butch' ringtone
"They taste like propaney goodness!"
"Bert, it's that woman! With the account!"
(couldja narrow it down a bit for us, honey?)
"My theme for the day: Greg H--Who Shot the Couch?"
"Show us on Jamie's action figures where the bad man touched you!"
"Call back later, when we care."
"He went from 0 to crazy in under 8 seconds!"