Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.--Randal
DANTE: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
RANDAL: No! 'cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick!
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!--Elias
That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending.--Randal
You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.--Randal
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah...be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform...and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once."--Jay
Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.--Randal
BUYER: You holding?
JAY: Everything except coke, heroin, and your cock!
Downtime's important. If I had to deal with the fucking mouthbreathers all day I'd dip my head in the deep-fryer.--Randal
Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.--Randal
You never go ass to mouth, Randal.--Dante
We'll lend you the money one 2 conditions. 1: You let us hang out in front of the store whenever we want. And you can't call the cops. 2: You guys have to suck each other off while we watch, and go ass to mouth.--Jay
Im telling you this only because I am your friend. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable to go ass to mouth.--Becky
What's the point of having an internet connection if your not using it to look up weird fucked up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?--Randal
I got nothing.--Silent Bob
Ooh, cake!--Sexy Stud