Sweetie!  DA-LING!

I just had sex with a package of hot dogs, the first few were frozen, that was good, but it went downhill from there

"Hey, Lee! Would you floss with Ajourdi's ass hair?"

"I'm changing my drag name. From now on, I shall be known as Nelly Furtaco!"

Keep the jacket on to look good...or hide the shame...

I came as my mother tonight....

"That's so pretty; it's like a corsage."
size queen

"Fred thinks you look like a penguin."

"Girth."
('nuff said)

"I's fabulous!"
 grammar queen

"There are some places a doily shouldn't be."

"Well, we'll have our shooter, and then we'll go put your panties back on."

"For once I was not talking about me!"

"That's nice. You're fat."
-what Donald will tell you when you diss his dress

MITCHELL: I feel better.
DONALD: He had to readjust his butt-plug.

DONALD#1: "He has a Mustang."
DONALD#2:"I'm not a gold digger-I got to drive it."
DONALD#3: "I was sober and we needed mix."

JAMES: This is, like, the most, incredible thing ever. (On leaving the bar)
DONALD: Whaddya, live in a crypt?

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