Fun at Disneyland:
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have
ever known.
-Walt Disney
"If you had a good time, this is the Jungle Cruise and my name is Tom. If you didn't have a good time, this is Pirates of the Carribean and my name is Shaniqua."
"There is no lap sitting except for very small children with their parents..."
"Get out! Oh, wait, this is Disneyland--please, get out!"
"How many people decided to go to Disneyland today? Me too!"
"I liked it so much I'm going to go on it again! and again! and again...and again..."
"Come on up front here--best seat in the house....unfortunately this is a boat...."
"Aw, those lions are protecting that sleeping zebra...."
"Now look really hard there and you'll see....absolutely nothing!"
"They say if you try to steal the gem, you'll be cursed to ride the Jungle Cruise forever....now I know what you're thinking...but I couldn't help it, it was so pretty!"
"Now the moment you've all been waiting for...wait for it...here it comes...yes, ladies and gentlemen, the backside of water!" (going under a waterfall)
"Look, a rare African elephant! You will never
see another one of those in your life! Oh...no, wait, look left!"
(when another elephant appears to the right)
"I love the looks on their faces! They don't care about the ride, they just like the bubbles!"
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
-Walt Disney
“I don't want the public to see the world they
live in while they're in the Park (Disneyland). I want to feel they're
in another world.”
-Walt Disney
When you go to the park, there is no horizon
- just Disneyland.
-John Hench
"If you live
to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so
I never have to live without you."
-Winnie The
Pooh
"To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks."
-Winnie the
Pooh
"Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does."
-- Eeyore
(With special thanks to Tom, Jessica, all the staff of the Jungle Cruise, the Enchanted Tiki room, Star Tours and every 'cast member' in the Happiest Place on Earth for making me smile)