"New comic day, you can almost smell the desperation."--?
"Does Bib Fortuna look like hes having fun!!!"- Alex
Jen: Look, Alex! It's a window *and* a metaphor of your life!
GOAT: Don't you know happiness can be found in
three simple words?
ALEX: Use the force?
GOAT: No... Lower your standards
"Nice day for a stalk."-Jen
"You're just confusing hate with envy"-Goat
"It's kinda like castrated but not as bad."
"If it's anything like castrated it's bad enough."
-Minus and Fruity
"If things go right, they'll be the ones opening
their mouths."
"You're about to find out how many licks it takes
to get to the center of a tootsie pop."
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna
make your bed rock."
-Goat
"Hey beautiful, how about you and the dog switch
places?"
-Goat
"But when you cut off a dogs balls they call you
socially responsible."
-Chakka