"New comic day, you can almost smell the desperation."--?

"Does Bib Fortuna look like hes having fun!!!"- Alex

Jen: Look, Alex! It's a window *and* a metaphor of your life!

GOAT: Don't you know happiness can be found in three simple words?
ALEX: Use the force?
GOAT: No... Lower your standards

"Nice day for a stalk."-Jen

"You're just confusing hate with envy"-Goat

"It's kinda like castrated but not as bad."
"If it's anything like castrated it's bad enough."
-Minus and Fruity

"If things go right, they'll be the ones opening their mouths."
"You're about to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop."
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna make your bed rock."
-Goat

"Hey beautiful, how about you and the dog switch places?"
-Goat

"But when you cut off a dogs balls they call you socially responsible."
-Chakka
 
 

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