STR8
TALK
AKA LIFE ON THE EDGE...
"What are you, a Communist?"
str8 talk for 'have a drink!'
"What, did you put on the optimistic make-up today?"
"I wish they still had that thing where you could still kill one person legally a year....of course, then our membership would be around 7..."
"I won't mention any names like ____ or ____, because I don't want to get personal."
"That's like the ex-boyfriend. The one with the
big dink that you compare all the rest of them to. Don't do that. Cuz X-Files
has a huge dink! Like tuck-it-in-your-sock-in-winter big!"
(when told that X-Files ruined all other
tv shows for Michele)
"If you had that superfluous sixth finger....say that six times fast--I think I just pulled a tongue."
"I just want to hang him from my rear view mirror!"
defining cuteness
"When in doubt, dip it in ranch."
"...all XXX and spurting dicks...."
on when computers go bad....
"I'm not sure we're friends anymore."
(drinking with the big girls)
"What the fuck?! Did Ray Charles do this caulking?"