JASON WHITE
Cereal bowlin' -
pouring milk into someones mouth then adding cereal and eating it out
of their mouth.
"Drunk!jason keeps
on leaving hangovers around and seems to be spening all my money and
smoking my cigarettes, that drunk asshole."--Jason W.
"That sounds like a depressing
time; that sounds like the Jersey of
depressing times."--Jason W.
"You'll die 'cos you'll be
huffing gasoline soaked grass 'cos you're a
hobo who can't afford to smoke real drugs."--Jason W. planning next
year's camping trip
Does
this
owl smell like chloroform?--Jason W.
"Dear Saruman, why u
gotta be a dick like that? sincerely, everyone else."--Jason W.
I'm feeling positive and alert
today. That cant be good.--Jason W.
If he was an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick.--Jason W.
"Good things come to those who drink" --Jason W.
"Summer 2014 Michael Bay's blockbuster when Transformers and GI Joes
team up: presenting Transjoe!"--Jason W.
"I have a feeling this is going to be a very interesting week.
interesting generally implying shit-tacular."