EVERYBODY
LOVES....
JIMINY
LICKIT!
I've declared a bubble of Saskatchewan around me. Say "cunt" as often as you like this year.
MITCHELL: (on votive candle) Maybe
if I light it on fire I'll stop playing with it.
JIMINY: Does it work on your cock?
"I am so conflicted. I am 1/2 German, 1/2 Jewish--I don't know whether to set the oven at 400 degrees or jump in myself."
"Aw...you put your teeth in."
"Vas goot to see drag qveen last night; too bad she sucked."
-the accent is integral
"Oh! Nigel....and my last name shall be Longbottom."
-finding a name worthy of the Hamptons
Oh, that's right, you were Anne's half. Well, really you were more of
a hole.
-to Stephanie
Look, it's Salami and the dance of the seven whales!
"Look at you in your crotchless pantihose! Who do you think you are, a Filipino stripper?"
"I can be prejudiced when I want to be, and that's OK-K-K with me."
It comes out the snout? It looked like it comes out the ass.
(After seeing Jasmine Whore-Moan in a negligee): Victoria's Secret my ass. Try Pandora's Box!
Don't treat your mother like that! She's an alcoholic. Let her go!
on playing Cranium: Listen carefully, Cuntahontas, I'm Drunk!
I've decided to rewrite the dictionary. Now every word starts with a capital F.
You'd look fabulous in the right light- OFF!
"Oh, it'll be faboo! It will be Fab-U-Lous! Starts with a capital F. It's in my dictionary. Look it up."